The Stud

Next on the review block is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud from Cal Exotics

Toy info from Cal Exotics website:

Amazingly life-like, plushy soft, unscented, maintenance free, Pure Skin®, dual density dong

10 sensational functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation

Powerful motor positioned in the tip

EZ push button control with state-of-the-art memory chip that resumes last function used

Automatic on/off button

TPR (dong) ABS (control) Silicone (buttons)

2 AA batteries

6.75”x 2.25”/ 17.25 cm x 5.75 cm

Review:

I was very excited about this toy upon first receiving it.  Its seems like a nice change to my harder toys.  I got this out of the box and the plastic mold it was held in and played with it for a second.  It does have a faint odor, but I think it is just from the packaging.  It was very soft.  It felt really life like.  I put in batteries and started to play with it.  First I just held it in my hand and felt the vibrations.  The different levels and and patterns were great.  Inserted I didn't feel like there was enough sensation though and with the softness I couldn't achieve an orgasm.  I tried it externally and I couldn't achieve and orgasm that way either.  I guess I just need more direct stimulation and firmness.  This toy just didn't work very well for me.  For those of you that like softer toys or you can easily orgasm through thrusting with a dildo this may work for you much better than it worked for me.  Do not use silicone based lube on this toy.  Big plus about this toy though is that it is waterproof.  I tested it in the shower and it held up well.

The care for this...  after use you need to wash it.  Just use some mild toy cleaning solution and wash it off and rinse it.  I would either pat this dry or air dry it.  Its kinda sticky/tacky after its washed and wet.  Let it dry before putting it away.  I would also recommend that you store this in a plastic bag.  Its going to pick up lint like you would not believe.  This toy is going to be more porous so i do not recommend sharing unless your using a condom over the toy. 

The MSRP on this product is $44.99

You can see more about the product on the Cal Exotics website here



Ok time with the First Time

I recieved the First Time Softee Teaser from Cal Exotics to review as a Cal Exotic sexpert.

Here are the specs for the toy:

5.25”x 1.5”/ 13.25 cm x 3.75 cm

Discreetly sized vibrator with a plushee soft removable sleeve

Powerful multi-speed vibrations

TPE (sleeve) ABS (vibrator)

This toy is pretty simple.  Just pop open the plastic packaging and pop in 2 AAA's and your ready to go.  The dial at the bottom lets you ramp up the speed and turn it down if need be for light sensations.  I tried this out first with the sleeve on and the sensation was a little too mild for me.  Even with the added benefit of the nubbs on the top if this it still wasn't enough .  It would be good for a little added stimulation if you were going to play with your partner, but by itself with the sleeve it didn't do enough to actually finish the job.  I took off the sleeve and it worked wonderful.  I think the sleeve dulled the sensation way too much for my tastes.  With the sleeve off its more like any other plastic vibe but the plastic carries the vibrations perfectly to work towards accomplishing my goal.  Its quite small so as far as thrusting goes its not the ideal thing but for clitoral stimulation is it just right.  The MSRP for this is $14.99 so its relatively cheap.  I'm pretty sure I will never use the sleeve again, but I will definitely use the vibe again.  Its got a decent seal and I have had no problems in the shower.  I have not tried it in the tub, but its just a rubber o ring at the end of the threads.  I would recommend this if your looking for a cheaper toy for light play that's waterproof, but if your into size and or strong vibrations this may not be the toy for you.

That's all for this review guys.  I'll have another soon.

The Seduction has definately seduced me

My newest review item from California Exotics was the

L'Amour Premium Silicone Massager - Seduction

The specs on this toy:

Designer, high quality, silky smooth, unscented Silicone massagers

Powerful dual motors in the shaft and stimulator tip

7 powerful functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation

Whisper quiet

Easy touch control buttons with luminous lights

Instant on/off button

Silicone (massager) ABS (cap)

2 AAA batteries

5”x 1.5”/ 13 cm x 4 cm (shaft)

2.25”x .75”/ 5.75 cm x 2 cm (stimulator)

So I had no clue what I was getting from Cal Exotics this time.  It was a very pleasant surprise.  This toy is awesome.  I opened it up.  It came in a see through box and sat in a little clear plastic holder inside.  Just pull it out and insert the batteries and your ready to go.  This does still run on batteries even though its more of a luxury toy, but the battery life on this is good.  Just like with all battery operated toys though you really should store them without batteries.

BE SURE YOU DON'T USE SILICONE LUBE ON SILICONE TOYS

I played with this a little before I actually used it.  It has a power button that switches it on and off and another button to cycle through the rotations.  Super convient!  You can shut it off and not have to cycle through all the different settings.  The vibrations on this thing are crazy and I love all the different modes.  There is plenty of variety and the dual motors allow you to have lots of sensation in both places.  Its not super long so as far as thrusting if you like a lot of lenght it might not be enough for you and its not very girthy either, but the vibrations alone on this are more than enough to make of for that.  Seriously the vibrations on this thing are ridiculous.  The high continuous might even be a little much for some people.

It says whisper quiet in the specs, but its not that quiet.  Music or shower noises should drown out the sound if you are worried about someone hearing though.  The toy is waterproof so it works very well in the shower.

Not much else to say about this.  It rocked my world.

This toy is a really new one so I am not sure if you can even buy it yet, but I absolutely loved it.  It is on the pricey side (MSRP is shown at $55.99 on the Cal Exotics site here), but this is well worth it even though it runs on batteries.  Definitely added to my favorite toy rotation.

Thats it for now.  I'll have more reviews up for you all soon.

Have you ever been lied to?

HI!! Yes, I am still around. Life got in the way of blogging there for a little bit. 

A friend sent me this video today and I thought you all would enjoy it. I know we have all been there....."Oh baby I am Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff, I'm the Indiana Jones of diving muff" or for guys that chick that has huge awesome hooters and then you get her home and realize Oh! Its just 5lbs of push up padding pushing up 1 ounce of boobage. This is one artists take on it.

With out further ado Allegic's version of "I will Survive" (I have been told she didn't write it just preformed it) She has embedding turned off on all her videos so you have to click and watch it via YouTube =( Please leave comments if you are entertained it helps her Artist Ego and hopefully it will cause her to do more dirty songs for us to enjoy.

I Will Survive (adult)

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a dick that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a dick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!

Pleasure Panites...Yes please!!!

Next up on the review block we have the Babeland Remote Vibe Panty.  These are also called Pleasure Panties... at least that's what the tag says anyway.

Babeland sent me these to review and I was super excited.  I have been wanting a wireless remote control egg to play with for a while and these happen to come with one.

Here is what Babeland has to say about them:

Slip on the Babeland Remote Vibe Panties, and you'll soon be slipping away into the world of remote-control pleasure. We've upgraded the classic panties to include very adjustable side-ties (from 25" to 65" hips), a powerful and splashproof three-speed vibrator with 16-foot remote range, and a custom-sewn pocket to keep the vibrator positioned precisely over your clit. Not only that, but these black satin panties are as comfortable as they are sexy; just wear them out to the club, pop the bright pink vibrator into the pouch when you're ready for some fun, hand the remote off, and revel in the surprise of vibration from across a crowded room. Makes a perfect gift for a lover, or for your favorite adventurous couple. Comes with a black satin storage pouch, and the Babeland stamp of approval.

Specs straight from the Babeland Site:

 Panty hip size: 25" to 65" (adjustable)

Vibrator size: 2-1/3" x 1-1/4"

Material: ABS Hard Plastic with Rubber-Cote (TM)

Batteries: 2 N (4 included), 1 23A 12-volt battery (2 included)

So these came in a couple of weeks ago and I finally got some time to test them out.  The panties, remote, egg, and batteries all came in the little black pouch with the Pleasure Panties tag on it.  The pouch is cute and little and perfect for storing.  When you take off the tag its like any other drawstring pouch and could be hidden easily in your lingerie because it looks kinda like a small lingerie bag actually.

So I took out all the stuff from the pouch.  First thing I did was try on the panties.  They have ties on the side so they adjust.  They are stiff so I recommend you was them first.  Once I tried to get them on I realized that yes they are adjustable but they would really be better suited for someone smaller in size.  Its a little awkward getting them adjusted the first time too.  They weren't at all flattering on me.

This came with 2 sets of batteries which is very nice.  They are batteries that are more difficult to find in a store.  I inserted the batteries to start playing with my new toy.  The egg was a little difficult to close once the batteries were in, but it didn't take too much effort to close it.  After I got it closed I stuck the egg into the panties vibe pocket.  It was super bulky and I had to readjust the fit to get it to stay put.  I finally got things settled and started playing with the remote.  This thing has great vibrations a couple constant and a couple patterns (7 I think, but I cant remember and it doesn't say on the site.)  I ended up having to hold the vibe in place though.  It succeeded in getting me off so its a win as an external stimulation tool I just wouldn't wear it out in the panties.  Its also quite loud and very bulky for something that is supposed to be used externally.

I took the test a step farther though. I used a condom since this isn't waterproof and slipped the egg into a condom and then used it as an inserted bullet.  As an inserted bullet its AWESOME, but please if you do get this and use it internally put a condom on it.  The condom also helped with retrieval as well.  I slipped on my clothes after I slipped in the vibe and then went about doing my chores for the day.  Made them MUCH more interesting.  I would switch up the vibe every so often to a new setting.  This would be amazing for a hot date.  I haven't really had a chance to test the range beyond my arms reach, but I would imagine that at a table with your partner next to you there would be no problems.  I recommend you use wipes to clean this toy so you don't damage it with water.  The batteries have to be removed after each use as well which is a small inconvenience.

All in all this was a good sex toy.  I think with proper care you can have quite a bit of fun with this.  There are several reviews on the Babeland site that have mentioned problems that seem to stem from not taking proper care of the toy.  I would prefer to have a waterproof one that was made for internal stimulation, but I really don't have any complaints about the vibe.

It happens to be on sale right now so I would have probably tried this one out if I had not gotten it for review anyway.

You can find the Babeland Remote Panty Vibe here

That's it for this review.  Next review should be up in a couple days.

GUSH... I know the real meaning now

This time around I was sent an educational video to review from Good Vibrations.

GUSH: The OfficialGuide to the G-Spot & Female Ejaculation

Blurb from Good Vibrations:

It's not just the go-to source of G-spot wisdom -- it's a show-and-tell extravaganza about the sometimes-elusive spot (also known as the prostata femina paraurethral sponge.)

Complete with information about anatomy and optimal styles of stimulation, you'll learn about using sex toys, orgasm and ejaculation, and be treated to screen-burning chemistry from real-life couples and erotic performers working with partners of their choosing, showing you exactly how it's done!

Guaranteed to inspire and enhance your sexual explorations, Gush also includes real people asking real questions in a call-in radio talk show format, with Dr. Carol Queen's informed, accessible answers. From the Pleasure-Ed Series of sex education movies penned and hosted by Good Vibrations' Staff Sexologist Dr. Carol Queen, with a full hour of DVD extras including cast interviews, G-spot hunting with Dr. Queen, and Sheri Winston's educational slide show (author of "Women's Anatomy of Arousal", American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors, and Therapists' 2010 Book of the Year).

With scenes directed by AVN award-winning directors Jackie Strano and Shar Rednour. Featuring Dr. Carol Queen and Michelle Meow (non-explicit roles). 2011, 90 minutes.

I picked this video out of the selections of review products, because although I am an expert with orgasms from external stimulation (ok not really an expert, but I know what works well for me) I still have problems attaining the ever elusive G-Spot orgasm for myself.

Initial reaction… I thought this was going to be and educational video not a porno.  The opening scrolls trough a few couples masturbating and having sex and the music was a little cheesy.  Then it opened to the title then to Dr Queen and Michelle Meow in a radio studio.  It alternates from them in studio doing Q & A with callers to clips of acts using the tips and techniques that she recommends.  The initial couple was a lesbian couple and there was fisting and some pretty graphic masturbating and some serious female ejaculation that may not be something that everyone wants to watch.  Honestly this is serious messy real life sex instead of pretty porno style.  Different body types are shown as well as straight and lesbian couples.  If you can get past that then you can see what Dr Queen is saying and see her tips and techniques in practice

Dr Queen a lot of tips on the best way to reach the G-Spot orgasm and orgasms and sex in general.  It’s a very educational telling you what things you can use, techniques you can use, and what you should be looking for as far as sensations to get to the point of g-spot orgasm.

The female ejaculation that she talks about and that is demonstrated in the movie is a little intimidating.  It makes it seem like the seriously heavy female ejaculation (squirting) is something that happens regularly.  I have tried serious masturbation sessions and have never had that kind of reaction.  I haven’t had a G-spot orgasm ever so I'm definitely not the expert on that.  I tried some of the techniques, but I haven’t reached that point yet so I guess I'll just have to keep trying though.

All in all this was a good video.  I did fast forward through some of the sex, because it seems like it lasted forever and the Q & A was only little breaks in between the different couples.  There is plenty to learn from the video.  I think if you’re a visual learner than this video would be a good thing to lead you on the path of G-spot orgasms.

Oh yeah and I learned why this video was titled GUSH

So that concludes my review for the day.  If you would like to purchase this video for yourself you can get it here on the GoodVibrations site.  You can buy the DVD or you have several other options to choose from in rental and purchasing it streaming video.

GoodVibrations also has a lot of other educational materials to choose from on their site and through videos for rental or purchase as well as a ton of great toys for you to choose from.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

Babeland Jimmyjane Eternity...This giveaway is INSANE!!!

This week is your last chance to enter to win an ultra-luxe, diamond-studded vibrator by subscribing to Babelands e-newsletter.

The Jimmyjane Eternity

Babeland info for this super fancy vibe:

Own the ultimate hybrid of luxury and pleasure with the decadent Jimmyjane Eternity. Available in pure platinum or 24K gold, this vibrating objet d'art features a circle of 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds, for a total of .66 carats. Display it on your shelves, flaunt it with your friends, or bring it in the tub — it's completely waterproof. A replaceable motor ensures that you'll be enjoying the Jimmyjane Eternity for life, and you'll be in good company; celebrities such as Kate Moss and Mary-Louise Parker have already tucked one into their toy boxes. Will you be next?

So click the link above and check it out then go subscribe to the newsletter and you will be entered for your chance at this thing!