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The Jimmyjane Eternity

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Look! It glows!!!

Sorry to everyone for such a long break.  The move went well and I am settled in as much as I can be staying with family till I find a house of my own... It really isn't easy when your as independent as me, but I'm getting through it.

Now on to my product review.  I recieved another toy from Cal Exotics recently and have been trying to find the time to test it out.  Finally I got a free moment and now you all get a lovely review.  This toy was pretty interesting actually.  Its called Lighted Shimmers LED Glider Teaser.

Its basically just like a standard bullet. Just the little plastic control thing that has the multi speed dial located on the side and the battery compartment in the back. It takes 3 AAA batteries and they last pretty long with the toy. There is a cord that attaches to the control unit which leads down to the actual bullet. The bullet is a see through purple plastic egg looking thing that is around 2 inches long. It looks about the size of a quarter in width. So not too large. It comes in a wrapped little plastic bag inside the box. So nothing major on the packaging.

This can be used for many different things. The main thing I use this for is clitoral stimulation...The bullet and I have a wonderful relationship with my clit. The are like a match made in heaven. It takes absolutely no time for it to work its magic and I am floating on cloud nine. Even when I got this product the first time around there was no learning curve. You can jump right in with it and have no problems. Just turn the little dial and put the bullet on the area desired. Its great for stimulation around the perineum area, on the nipples, thighs, and any other sensitive area on the body. This is also great for stimulation with a partner while having sex. It can be placed between you and your partner near your naughty bits to add more to the sensation. I haven't actually used it inserted so I can't comment on the effectiveness of its use internally. I would probably use a condom on they toy since its going to be a pain to clean if there is insertion. If you aren't using this with a condom you wont really have any problems with lube since its plastic and you can use any lube with it. I would buy some toy wipes to clean this toy though. The egg and the cord connection is sealed, but I have never rinsed the toy just used wipes.

Now on to the super fun part.  When you switch on the vibrations the egg part lights up.  The light gets brighter with intensity.  It adds a fun little twist on the regular egg.  It can be used easily in the dark with no need to fumble around.  Its a sex toy and a flashlight all in one :)  The light is really more of a novelty thing with this bullet, but it could certainly spice things up and make it fun.

The noise is not too bad. Just an average hum that can be cover up by turning on music or a TV if you need to drown out the noise The vibrations are super strong. Just how I like them, but I love that you can tone it down if you need to.  This is farely cheap with the MSRP at around $18 on the Cal Exotics website.  I havent seen it on Eden Fantasys and havent been to the toy store in a while to check the price though.

So this toy was a winner for me.  I love bullets though.

*Side note...If your just getting back into working out and all the muscles in your body hurt because P90X is a bitch... Getting off can be a little painful, but thankfully I'm a masochist :)*

Hope you all have been doing well and haven't missed me too much!

PSA: Shipping

I was asked to ship Brandi's rather large collection of personal pleasure items to her after her move across the country. Today I finally ventured out to the post office. I get there and she has already boxed everything up and addressed it for me. (Such a good friend) However when I get to the counter the nice Post Office man hears a broken glass noise and suggests I open the box and make sure nothing is broken so they don't get blamed ect. Also he suggested that I switch boxes on one of the packages to save about $8. I really didn't want to because of the content of these and the hard time I have getting to the post office. However he pressured me about the "broken glass" and so I grabbed a flat rate box and scooted over to the side of the counter to switch everything out. All goes well until I bump the old box and knock it on to the floor, spraying the contents all over. Thankfully there were only the 2 employees and 1 other customer in the area. Totally heard the two employees chuckle at me. I did find out what was causing the "Broken Glass" noise.....A ben wa ball had escaped from its container and was rolling around the box.
When I went back up to the counter the man who had been helping me before told me, "Hunny don't be embarrised. I have worked for the Post Office for 31 years I have seen MUCH MUCH worse."  I wish I had asked for a story....Oh well maybe next time.

~Sigh~

What have we learned??
Always pack your personal items securely and before you get to the post office.

I just spent $50 on a pillow

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Babeland Bondage Tape Review

This is my first review product from Babeland.

I was excited about this item because it was a bondage item.

The review item is Babeland Bondage Tape

The specs according to the Babeland site are that the tape is 2" wide and 50' long (the tape roll actually says that its 60' long).  This tape is made of PVC.  It comes in a shrink wrapped tape roll.  Looks like any other tape roll except it has bondage tape printed on the front.

You open the plastic and you could have it anywhere and it be mistaken for black tape... unless they are familiar with bondage tape.

So I opened my tape and proceeded to start playing.  First off it kinda smells like when you first open a pool toy (I expected that it would have an odor given the material), but its not too strong.  I licked a piece to see if it has any discernible taste... It does not.  Don't you dare judge me for licking it either.  I licked it while trying it out as a gag.  It says on the package not to use to cover mouth and I wont recommend it, but I like the feel and it makes an excellent gag/mouth cover.  Please don't mess with it if you are not familiar with the risks and the in's and out's of breath play.

I tested it out as a blindfold, because the product info states that it can be used as a light proof blindfold.  Yes it can, but you have to wrap it twice.  This particular tape is thinner than some of the other brands that I have seen and tried and it takes 2 layers to be light proof.  I does not stick to hair which is a major plus.

To use this as clothing I recommend you have another person help you.  It is rather difficult to get the tape to lay flat when you are doing it yourself.  The tape rolls up big time.  I almost couldn't get my boobs bound by myself and then I had to go over them again.  My butt...well I'm not going to be wearing a PVC tape skirt any time soon.  It would work perfectly, but one I am not a fan of skirts and two I really don't want to see how much PVC tape it takes just to cover my ass :)  It does feel really cool on though.  I would imagine this would be best used as a fun way to dress up sexy at home.  I sure as hell don't have the balls to wear just tape as an outfit, but I know there are some people out there that do.

As for its main purpose as a type of bondage restraint...It is excellent.  It is very strong and can take a lot of pulling.  The tape does bunch when you pull on it so I would be careful about pulling too hard if.  It can be painful on the extremity that is bound and if you don't like a little pain that would potentially be unpleasant.  The tape is really soft though so I found the sensation pleasant.  There are all sorts of possibilities with this really its up to your imagination.  Tie a leg to the ceiling fan and watch her spin :)  J/K about the ceiling fan, but really there are so many different ways that you can incorporate this into even vanilla naughty time.

Its supposed to be reusable...Honestly its a pain in the ass to roll it back on to the roll.  I haven't reused tape that I used already.  I know that awful and so wasteful and I really cant get that crap back on the roll.  I didn't throw it away just kinda kept it stashed in my "adult" drawer.  Which is all packed up now so I don't know what to do with the excess...I may try to roll it on again.

Anyway so all in all great product.  Love that its super versatile, but I don't love that its hard to handle and tough ass hell to get back on the roll.  For a couple just to play around occasionally I think this would be great.

If it looks like fun and you want to try it for yourself you can find it here.

That's all from me for now.  I know I have busted out a few posts in a short period of time...I have been preparing for the move and I really wanted to get these reviews out of the way.  I will be out of the blogger loop in the next few weeks after internet is shut off here and I start the trip back across country.  Hope you all are doing great and I'll be back on before you know it :)

Adventures In Bondage- My first play party

Last weekend marks a step up in my immersion into the BDSM community.  I attended my first play party.  It was nothing really major.  The attendance was pretty small.  Around 15 people showed up.

My rope class put on a party last weekend at one someones loft in LA and I decided that it was time for me to attend one.  I am super comfortable with my rope people and I have gotten to make some great friends.  I knew most of the people who were there so it was a easy and relaxing atmosphere to go into.

The party was centered around shibari but there was all kinds of fun to be had.  It really was just like any other get together except there was less clothes, bondage, and a few scenes going on.  Contrary to any misconceptions there was not sex going on everywhere.  Its all actually pretty chill...with the exception of a scene that my bondage instructor Sol participated in.  In between tying and the scenes that they had going on we all just hung out and chatted.

SO the scenes were a new thing for me.  I have played around in the classes, but I really got to see what a bondage scene was all about this past weekend.  I didn't participate in any scenes.  I was more like playing hostess running around checking on people and talking to them.  There were 3 scenes that I saw.  One was a Domme (thats a female Dominant, this one is actually a professional) that tied a man to a chair.  His entire body was bound up and he was blindfolded and gagged by rope.  She was doing CBT...now if you don't know what that is its cock and ball torture.  I really don't have the stomach for it.  Its kinda scary.  She had rope and a bamboo stick and that guy was in heaven.  I didn't hang around for all of that though.

The scene that Sol did was crazy.  He did a forced take down and suspension and it was spectacular.  The guy was into masks and restricted breathing so he was wearing a leather bunny mask.  Again not something that is my thing, but whatever, that is his kink.  So leather bunny mask in place and Sol starts the scene.  Now you guys are gonna realize how redneck I can be because it basically looked like Sol was wrestling a greased pig to the ground and hog tying him.  Not really a hog tie, but that's kinda how it felt to me.  Sol did some spectacular high speed tying on this guy and got him into a crossed leg position and winched him down into a leaning forward position.  Then he had 2 of the guys lift him so he could suspend him in the air in that seated position.  After that the Domme got some licks in with a bamboo can and she took no mercy.  He had his ass tore up.  Like almost breaking skin tore up.  They took him down after he called yellow.  Which meant he had enough.

I was in awe by it all.  My kink may not extend to that level, but I wasn't disgusted.  I can tell that my mentality about it all is changing the more that I participate in activities.  I can sit and be objective and not be disturbed by most things that I may not be particularly into.

The last scene was more my speed.  A wonderful friend of mine B got tied up and teased by my other friend M.  She was on cloud 9...full on eyes rolled back into her head spaced out she was feeling so good.  M had her fully tied up and immobilized and was alternating smacks with the cane and stroking her with it.  I swear she looked like she was either going to drool or purr or both (actually I think she did both at some point in time).  It really was a beautiful thing.  I totally want that experience in the future.  This was much easier to watch than the CBT.  I can deal with cane smacks...I just cant stomach ball smashing.  I got to cuddle with her a little throughout the night.  I love cuddles :)  I also kept catching her off guard and running my nails down her back, arms, and legs.  She goes all cat like and leans into it and gets major goose bumps.  It was adorable.

There were people teaching others how to tie.  Girls were running around in rope and panties.  One friend of mine even got tied to a toilet.  She laughing her ass off the entire time.  I would have kicked some ass, but it wasn't me so it was hilarious.  I was tied up in some way shape or form most of the night.  I got some bruises on my legs and booty too from a couple obliging friends with canes.  Best of all I got to chill with cuddle with my amazing bondage people.

I ended the night exhausted, but happy.  I slept most of Sunday then had to get up for transition back into mommy mode when I got my little one.

It was a great experience and I cant wait to have more like it and hopefully get more into the action myself.

Lover's Super Strap - Heart Shaped Riding Crop Review

I signed on with Cal Exotics as a sexpert and reviewer for them recently and I am really excited about it.  The majority of the products that I own are Cal Exotic brand actually.  The quality of the product you get with them is usually at such a great price that I cant pass it up.

My first review product was the Heart Shaped Riding Crop.  I was more than thrilled to try this one out.  It comes in a simple plastic bag packaging.  So nothing for storage, but the price for this is really cheap so I didn't expect anything spectacular.

The construction is pretty sturdy for the product price.

Product Blurb from Eden Fantasys:

Love is in the air, and against your lover's skin, with the Lover's Super Strap™. 24" long, the sturdy nylon-weave covered center cane is crowned with a heart-shaped leather tip, enabling each love tap with this riding crop to leave little red hearts on your partner. This tip can give quite the sting however, so it may be wise to test it out lightly first before engaging in more vigorous play. The handle is covered in comfortable nubs, allowing for a good grip throughout your sessions. This is a sturdy, unique BDSM toy that won't disappoint. Heart tip is 3" wide.

The leather is actually Faux-Leather so all the animal lovers can rest easy on with that.  The tip seems like it would come loose easily but so far I have had no problems with it.  The can portion is very sturdy with a little flex to it, but the strength to make it easy to handle.  The rubber grip is really nice and makes it easy to keep a firm grasp on the crop.

I got to test this out on the giving and receiving end.  It is fairly easy to use and can deliver a nice sting.  The noise from it is great.  I didn't actually see any heart prints left from the tip, but the person I tested on wasn't into serious impact play and I didn't hit them very hard.

Having it tested on me was fun.  I enjoy impact play and tend to like a more heavy hand when it comes to dealing out the pain.  This crop is excellent for a good sting, but its more for a novice that a serious impact player.  I can still get pleasure out of the warm up for this and it does have a really nice sting that I can appreciate with impact.  It does deliver a good amount of sensation on the more sensitive areas though so if you enjoy rough play you may use it on the backs of the legs, inside the thighs, the breast area, bottoms of the feet, or even on the arms.  It can also be used for light stimulation by stroking the person with it in between the heavier impact.

There is not much of a learning curve for the crop and I like that.  Impact play can hurt someone if not done correctly and this is very easy to handle and not too intense.  I really love how it looks more than anything.  Its cute, but packs a punch.  I really just want to take it to a play party and run around smacking asses :)

So all in all I have to say its a very great toy to own.  The only downside I would can see so far is that its hard as hell to store and hide from little eyes and hands.  I have had to stash it 3 different places already because it was found.  I cant wait to play with it some more, but that will have to wait until after this damn move.

If you guys want to see more info on this or buy it you can find it on Eden Fantasys

HERE for only $17.99

and you can get 15% off your purchase with the code: TGS

in the code area during checkout