Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Did you say Tenga??

First I was not totally honest with you in my last post.....I ordered one more thing.........The Tenga Egg Masturbation Sleeve. I know a few of our readers had expressed an interest in this product, and since I could get it free from Eden Fantasys I ordered one. I wasn't sure I wanted to do a review on it, or more correctly my suckered in subject would want to do a review. However he agreed so here we go........


This is what the Eden Fantasys website has to say.
Material: Silicone
Material Safety: 10/10
Safety Features: Food-grade material / Latex free / Non-porous / Phthalates free / Hypo-allergenic   
Color: Clear
Length: 2 inches
Fits up to: 3 inches
Ccircumference: 5 and 1/2 inches
Weight: 1.7 ounces

 That really isn't that much information in my experience. But I guess with a masturbation sleeve you don't really need a TON of directions. So the box arrives and I am all giddy. I pull out the egg and show my subject. Who agrees to give it a try. 

The packaging is very simple, a fairly thin plastic white egg with a printed wrapper to seal it. Reminds me of an easter egg that you might have hunted for as a child only white. Of course we pop the thing open and inside is this silicone blobby. It has a little tube in the middle that helps support it and contains an individual packet of lube. (The lube was not used as subject prefers ID Glide) The egg does have a slight smell to it when first opened. Much like condoms do. Not strong or bad by any means, just there.  

When first asked about how the "testing" went the reaction was "Not Impressed!"
This is how it was explained to me........
When a man masturbates ridges are fun, like the ridges of your fingers. *Holds up hand to demonstrate* See how they are indentations and your fingers are firm? The egg is not firm at all. It is more floppy. 
Let me step out here and say the first thing that pops in to my horrible head is "Like a hot dog down a hallway?"
When the egg is slid over the penis it has no structure, and just slides on like a too big glove. Then you use your hand for the stroke and the egg gets all bunchy and  wrinkly where your hand isn't gripping. So you have this pocket on the top on the up stroke and this excess bunch of folded wrinkly silicone at the bottom on the down stroke. The ridges just fold and roll along your skin on the inside of the egg. It doesn't provide the sensation that you would expect.  The only tightness is provided by your hand and the egg just hinders that. It is like masturbating with a condom, a THICK condom, on.
There are some good points though. 
Lube was applied directly into the egg before use and only needed to be reapplied one time. Unlike the standard every 3-5 min when done by hand.
This also cut down on the mess factor. By being a contained item it was possible to finish right in the egg and not worry about outside cleaning. This also assisted in not breaking concentration and adding to the level of enjoyment. 

Can you see the misshapen-ness it has now?

Inside out of Course

Wear and Tear
Cleaning was SUPER easy just pour water into the egg when finished to rinse out any debris and then turn inside out to clean with toy cleaner. TA DA all done. However the egg is not made for multiple uses and showed some wear and tear. When it was removed from the penis there were silicone flakes left behind on the skin. You can see on the inside where some layers were rubbed off from use. It is also now significantly stretched out and you can see visible thinning of the silicone on the tip of the egg. We did get it back into the package but it took some folding and squashing.    
I asked for a 1-10 ranking of this product and he gave me this list: 

Vagina: 7-10 (depending on the female)
Hand: 5-8 (depending on the day) 
Egg: 4 (because you have to pay for it and my hand is better and free)

 And that is that!

*All images were taken directly from and are used only as a visual aide. This review is my personal opinion and I received no compensation for my entry*

Friday, May 20, 2011

We are slackers but I went shopping!!

Wow I didn't notice till today that Brandi and I have been HUGE slackers over here. I know she has been swamped with school work and other stuff, and I have been trying to do that whole "be an adult, real life" thing. So I apologize wholeheartedly. Now on to the good stuff.

I am super excited! I know we like to promote Good Vibrations as much as possible on here and I'm sure this is a HUGE faux pas but I'm gonna do it anyway..... I was shopping around over at Eden Fantasys. Holy cow do they have some awesome deals right now!!  I am going to share, I guess this is kinda like the "In my mailbox" that some bloggers do, but they haven't arrived in my mailbox yet and I am to excited to wait.

 This little guy is the Eden Fantasys High Intensity Bullet. This is a free gift they are offering right now if you are a friend of them, or "like" them on Facebook. Clicky Clicky Here! I got one of these babies in my last order and gave it away to a friend. Damn this thing is like any other bullet I have ever seen but on speed.

This is another free gift they are offering right now. Every order gets a free gift and right now this is it. I don't know how I feel about this one. It might end up as a "giveaway" if it gets here and I am feeling generous. Anyway this is the G-Fun G-Spot Viberator. I think you can only get it in pink and it is only available till the 27th. That is when they are changing the offers.

This is the whole reason I even went to the site. I asked Brandi the other day if she wanted to take a trip to the toy store since we haven't been in about a month and to celebrate her finishing classes. She suggested I go on line to Eden Fantasys because they always have SUPER deals. Damn was she right! Just for being a friend on facebook I got the super tiny vibey, the GIANT lube with a pump and a coupon for a discount on the whole damn lot! I love the internet!! Anyway this is ID Glide Orginal Lube. You see my lady bits are super picky when it comes to what goes in, on or near her at all. I have tried other lubes and basically she hates them and then punishes me because I am the one who subjected her to it. Not fun at all! This stuff is water based, has no cool tricks (I.E. it doesn't cool or warm or tingle or do your taxes) but damn it, it gets the job done and that is what I like. Plus I got this HUGE bottle for cheap online! Woot Woot!

                                             Until next time.......

 *photograph used was found on the eden fantasys website, no copywrite infringment was intended, just an example the products. I am not paid or compensated at all for this blog, this is my own opinions. I am not affiliated with Eden Fantasys or any other company mentioned in this entry*