Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Stud

Next on the review block is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud from Cal Exotics

Toy info from Cal Exotics website:
Amazingly life-like, plushy soft, unscented, maintenance free, Pure Skin®, dual density dong
10 sensational functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation
Powerful motor positioned in the tip
EZ push button control with state-of-the-art memory chip that resumes last function used
Automatic on/off button
TPR (dong) ABS (control) Silicone (buttons)
2 AA batteries
6.75”x 2.25”/ 17.25 cm x 5.75 cm

I was very excited about this toy upon first receiving it.  Its seems like a nice change to my harder toys.  I got this out of the box and the plastic mold it was held in and played with it for a second.  It does have a faint odor, but I think it is just from the packaging.  It was very soft.  It felt really life like.  I put in batteries and started to play with it.  First I just held it in my hand and felt the vibrations.  The different levels and and patterns were great.  Inserted I didn't feel like there was enough sensation though and with the softness I couldn't achieve an orgasm.  I tried it externally and I couldn't achieve and orgasm that way either.  I guess I just need more direct stimulation and firmness.  This toy just didn't work very well for me.  For those of you that like softer toys or you can easily orgasm through thrusting with a dildo this may work for you much better than it worked for me.  Do not use silicone based lube on this toy.  Big plus about this toy though is that it is waterproof.  I tested it in the shower and it held up well.

The care for this...  after use you need to wash it.  Just use some mild toy cleaning solution and wash it off and rinse it.  I would either pat this dry or air dry it.  Its kinda sticky/tacky after its washed and wet.  Let it dry before putting it away.  I would also recommend that you store this in a plastic bag.  Its going to pick up lint like you would not believe.  This toy is going to be more porous so i do not recommend sharing unless your using a condom over the toy. 

The MSRP on this product is $44.99
You can see more about the product on the Cal Exotics website here

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Ok time with the First Time

I recieved the First Time Softee Teaser from Cal Exotics to review as a Cal Exotic sexpert.

Here are the specs for the toy:
5.25”x 1.5”/ 13.25 cm x 3.75 cm
Discreetly sized vibrator with a plushee soft removable sleeve
Powerful multi-speed vibrations
TPE (sleeve) ABS (vibrator)

This toy is pretty simple.  Just pop open the plastic packaging and pop in 2 AAA's and your ready to go.  The dial at the bottom lets you ramp up the speed and turn it down if need be for light sensations.  I tried this out first with the sleeve on and the sensation was a little too mild for me.  Even with the added benefit of the nubbs on the top if this it still wasn't enough .  It would be good for a little added stimulation if you were going to play with your partner, but by itself with the sleeve it didn't do enough to actually finish the job.  I took off the sleeve and it worked wonderful.  I think the sleeve dulled the sensation way too much for my tastes.  With the sleeve off its more like any other plastic vibe but the plastic carries the vibrations perfectly to work towards accomplishing my goal.  Its quite small so as far as thrusting goes its not the ideal thing but for clitoral stimulation is it just right.  The MSRP for this is $14.99 so its relatively cheap.  I'm pretty sure I will never use the sleeve again, but I will definitely use the vibe again.  Its got a decent seal and I have had no problems in the shower.  I have not tried it in the tub, but its just a rubber o ring at the end of the threads.  I would recommend this if your looking for a cheaper toy for light play that's waterproof, but if your into size and or strong vibrations this may not be the toy for you.

That's all for this review guys.  I'll have another soon.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Seduction has definately seduced me

My newest review item from California Exotics was the
The specs on this toy:
Designer, high quality, silky smooth, unscented Silicone massagers
Powerful dual motors in the shaft and stimulator tip
7 powerful functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation
Whisper quiet
Easy touch control buttons with luminous lights
Instant on/off button
Silicone (massager) ABS (cap)
2 AAA batteries
5”x 1.5”/ 13 cm x 4 cm (shaft)
2.25”x .75”/ 5.75 cm x 2 cm (stimulator)

So I had no clue what I was getting from Cal Exotics this time.  It was a very pleasant surprise.  This toy is awesome.  I opened it up.  It came in a see through box and sat in a little clear plastic holder inside.  Just pull it out and insert the batteries and your ready to go.  This does still run on batteries even though its more of a luxury toy, but the battery life on this is good.  Just like with all battery operated toys though you really should store them without batteries.


I played with this a little before I actually used it.  It has a power button that switches it on and off and another button to cycle through the rotations.  Super convient!  You can shut it off and not have to cycle through all the different settings.  The vibrations on this thing are crazy and I love all the different modes.  There is plenty of variety and the dual motors allow you to have lots of sensation in both places.  Its not super long so as far as thrusting if you like a lot of lenght it might not be enough for you and its not very girthy either, but the vibrations alone on this are more than enough to make of for that.  Seriously the vibrations on this thing are ridiculous.  The high continuous might even be a little much for some people.

It says whisper quiet in the specs, but its not that quiet.  Music or shower noises should drown out the sound if you are worried about someone hearing though.  The toy is waterproof so it works very well in the shower.

Not much else to say about this.  It rocked my world.

This toy is a really new one so I am not sure if you can even buy it yet, but I absolutely loved it.  It is on the pricey side (MSRP is shown at $55.99 on the Cal Exotics site here), but this is well worth it even though it runs on batteries.  Definitely added to my favorite toy rotation.

Thats it for now.  I'll have more reviews up for you all soon.

Have you ever been lied to?

HI!! Yes, I am still around. Life got in the way of blogging there for a little bit. 

A friend sent me this video today and I thought you all would enjoy it. I know we have all been there....."Oh baby I am Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff, I'm the Indiana Jones of diving muff" or for guys that chick that has huge awesome hooters and then you get her home and realize Oh! Its just 5lbs of push up padding pushing up 1 ounce of boobage. This is one artists take on it.
With out further ado Allegic's version of "I will Survive" (I have been told she didn't write it just preformed it) She has embedding turned off on all her videos so you have to click and watch it via YouTube =( Please leave comments if you are entertained it helps her Artist Ego and hopefully it will cause her to do more dirty songs for us to enjoy.

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a dick that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a dick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Pleasure Panites...Yes please!!!

Next up on the review block we have the Babeland Remote Vibe Panty.  These are also called Pleasure Panties... at least that's what the tag says anyway.

Babeland sent me these to review and I was super excited.  I have been wanting a wireless remote control egg to play with for a while and these happen to come with one.

Here is what Babeland has to say about them:

Slip on the Babeland Remote Vibe Panties, and you'll soon be slipping away into the world of remote-control pleasure. We've upgraded the classic panties to include very adjustable side-ties (from 25" to 65" hips), a powerful and splashproof three-speed vibrator with 16-foot remote range, and a custom-sewn pocket to keep the vibrator positioned precisely over your clit. Not only that, but these black satin panties are as comfortable as they are sexy; just wear them out to the club, pop the bright pink vibrator into the pouch when you're ready for some fun, hand the remote off, and revel in the surprise of vibration from across a crowded room. Makes a perfect gift for a lover, or for your favorite adventurous couple. Comes with a black satin storage pouch, and the Babeland stamp of approval.

Specs straight from the Babeland Site:
 Panty hip size: 25" to 65" (adjustable)
Vibrator size: 2-1/3" x 1-1/4"
Material: ABS Hard Plastic with Rubber-Cote (TM)
Batteries: 2 N (4 included), 1 23A 12-volt battery (2 included)

So these came in a couple of weeks ago and I finally got some time to test them out.  The panties, remote, egg, and batteries all came in the little black pouch with the Pleasure Panties tag on it.  The pouch is cute and little and perfect for storing.  When you take off the tag its like any other drawstring pouch and could be hidden easily in your lingerie because it looks kinda like a small lingerie bag actually.

So I took out all the stuff from the pouch.  First thing I did was try on the panties.  They have ties on the side so they adjust.  They are stiff so I recommend you was them first.  Once I tried to get them on I realized that yes they are adjustable but they would really be better suited for someone smaller in size.  Its a little awkward getting them adjusted the first time too.  They weren't at all flattering on me.

This came with 2 sets of batteries which is very nice.  They are batteries that are more difficult to find in a store.  I inserted the batteries to start playing with my new toy.  The egg was a little difficult to close once the batteries were in, but it didn't take too much effort to close it.  After I got it closed I stuck the egg into the panties vibe pocket.  It was super bulky and I had to readjust the fit to get it to stay put.  I finally got things settled and started playing with the remote.  This thing has great vibrations a couple constant and a couple patterns (7 I think, but I cant remember and it doesn't say on the site.)  I ended up having to hold the vibe in place though.  It succeeded in getting me off so its a win as an external stimulation tool I just wouldn't wear it out in the panties.  Its also quite loud and very bulky for something that is supposed to be used externally.

I took the test a step farther though. I used a condom since this isn't waterproof and slipped the egg into a condom and then used it as an inserted bullet.  As an inserted bullet its AWESOME, but please if you do get this and use it internally put a condom on it.  The condom also helped with retrieval as well.  I slipped on my clothes after I slipped in the vibe and then went about doing my chores for the day.  Made them MUCH more interesting.  I would switch up the vibe every so often to a new setting.  This would be amazing for a hot date.  I haven't really had a chance to test the range beyond my arms reach, but I would imagine that at a table with your partner next to you there would be no problems.  I recommend you use wipes to clean this toy so you don't damage it with water.  The batteries have to be removed after each use as well which is a small inconvenience.

All in all this was a good sex toy.  I think with proper care you can have quite a bit of fun with this.  There are several reviews on the Babeland site that have mentioned problems that seem to stem from not taking proper care of the toy.  I would prefer to have a waterproof one that was made for internal stimulation, but I really don't have any complaints about the vibe.

It happens to be on sale right now so I would have probably tried this one out if I had not gotten it for review anyway.

That's it for this review.  Next review should be up in a couple days.

Friday, September 9, 2011

GUSH... I know the real meaning now

This time around I was sent an educational video to review from Good Vibrations.

Blurb from Good Vibrations:
It's not just the go-to source of G-spot wisdom -- it's a show-and-tell extravaganza about the sometimes-elusive spot (also known as the prostata femina paraurethral sponge.)

Complete with information about anatomy and optimal styles of stimulation, you'll learn about using sex toys, orgasm and ejaculation, and be treated to screen-burning chemistry from real-life couples and erotic performers working with partners of their choosing, showing you exactly how it's done!

Guaranteed to inspire and enhance your sexual explorations, Gush also includes real people asking real questions in a call-in radio talk show format, with Dr. Carol Queen's informed, accessible answers. From the Pleasure-Ed Series of sex education movies penned and hosted by Good Vibrations' Staff Sexologist Dr. Carol Queen, with a full hour of DVD extras including cast interviews, G-spot hunting with Dr. Queen, and Sheri Winston's educational slide show (author of "Women's Anatomy of Arousal", American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors, and Therapists' 2010 Book of the Year).

With scenes directed by AVN award-winning directors Jackie Strano and Shar Rednour. Featuring Dr. Carol Queen and Michelle Meow (non-explicit roles). 2011, 90 minutes.

I picked this video out of the selections of review products, because although I am an expert with orgasms from external stimulation (ok not really an expert, but I know what works well for me) I still have problems attaining the ever elusive G-Spot orgasm for myself.

Initial reaction… I thought this was going to be and educational video not a porno.  The opening scrolls trough a few couples masturbating and having sex and the music was a little cheesy.  Then it opened to the title then to Dr Queen and Michelle Meow in a radio studio.  It alternates from them in studio doing Q & A with callers to clips of acts using the tips and techniques that she recommends.  The initial couple was a lesbian couple and there was fisting and some pretty graphic masturbating and some serious female ejaculation that may not be something that everyone wants to watch.  Honestly this is serious messy real life sex instead of pretty porno style.  Different body types are shown as well as straight and lesbian couples.  If you can get past that then you can see what Dr Queen is saying and see her tips and techniques in practice

Dr Queen a lot of tips on the best way to reach the G-Spot orgasm and orgasms and sex in general.  It’s a very educational telling you what things you can use, techniques you can use, and what you should be looking for as far as sensations to get to the point of g-spot orgasm.

The female ejaculation that she talks about and that is demonstrated in the movie is a little intimidating.  It makes it seem like the seriously heavy female ejaculation (squirting) is something that happens regularly.  I have tried serious masturbation sessions and have never had that kind of reaction.  I haven’t had a G-spot orgasm ever so I'm definitely not the expert on that.  I tried some of the techniques, but I haven’t reached that point yet so I guess I'll just have to keep trying though.

All in all this was a good video.  I did fast forward through some of the sex, because it seems like it lasted forever and the Q & A was only little breaks in between the different couples.  There is plenty to learn from the video.  I think if you’re a visual learner than this video would be a good thing to lead you on the path of G-spot orgasms.

Oh yeah and I learned why this video was titled GUSH

So that concludes my review for the day.  If you would like to purchase this video for yourself you can get it here on the GoodVibrations site.  You can buy the DVD or you have several other options to choose from in rental and purchasing it streaming video.

GoodVibrations also has a lot of other educational materials to choose from on their site and through videos for rental or purchase as well as a ton of great toys for you to choose from.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Babeland Jimmyjane Eternity...This giveaway is INSANE!!!

The Jimmyjane Eternity
Babeland info for this super fancy vibe:

Own the ultimate hybrid of luxury and pleasure with the decadent Jimmyjane Eternity. Available in pure platinum or 24K gold, this vibrating objet d'art features a circle of 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds, for a total of .66 carats. Display it on your shelves, flaunt it with your friends, or bring it in the tub — it's completely waterproof. A replaceable motor ensures that you'll be enjoying the Jimmyjane Eternity for life, and you'll be in good company; celebrities such as Kate Moss and Mary-Louise Parker have already tucked one into their toy boxes. Will you be next?

So click the link above and check it out then go subscribe to the newsletter and you will be entered for your chance at this thing!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Look! It glows!!!

Sorry to everyone for such a long break.  The move went well and I am settled in as much as I can be staying with family till I find a house of my own... It really isn't easy when your as independent as me, but I'm getting through it.

Now on to my product review.  I recieved another toy from Cal Exotics recently and have been trying to find the time to test it out.  Finally I got a free moment and now you all get a lovely review.  This toy was pretty interesting actually.  Its called Lighted Shimmers LED Glider Teaser.

Its basically just like a standard bullet. Just the little plastic control thing that has the multi speed dial located on the side and the battery compartment in the back. It takes 3 AAA batteries and they last pretty long with the toy. There is a cord that attaches to the control unit which leads down to the actual bullet. The bullet is a see through purple plastic egg looking thing that is around 2 inches long. It looks about the size of a quarter in width. So not too large. It comes in a wrapped little plastic bag inside the box. So nothing major on the packaging.

This can be used for many different things. The main thing I use this for is clitoral stimulation...The bullet and I have a wonderful relationship with my clit. The are like a match made in heaven. It takes absolutely no time for it to work its magic and I am floating on cloud nine. Even when I got this product the first time around there was no learning curve. You can jump right in with it and have no problems. Just turn the little dial and put the bullet on the area desired. Its great for stimulation around the perineum area, on the nipples, thighs, and any other sensitive area on the body. This is also great for stimulation with a partner while having sex. It can be placed between you and your partner near your naughty bits to add more to the sensation. I haven't actually used it inserted so I can't comment on the effectiveness of its use internally. I would probably use a condom on they toy since its going to be a pain to clean if there is insertion. If you aren't using this with a condom you wont really have any problems with lube since its plastic and you can use any lube with it. I would buy some toy wipes to clean this toy though. The egg and the cord connection is sealed, but I have never rinsed the toy just used wipes.

Now on to the super fun part.  When you switch on the vibrations the egg part lights up.  The light gets brighter with intensity.  It adds a fun little twist on the regular egg.  It can be used easily in the dark with no need to fumble around.  Its a sex toy and a flashlight all in one :)  The light is really more of a novelty thing with this bullet, but it could certainly spice things up and make it fun.

The noise is not too bad. Just an average hum that can be cover up by turning on music or a TV if you need to drown out the noise The vibrations are super strong. Just how I like them, but I love that you can tone it down if you need to.  This is farely cheap with the MSRP at around $18 on the Cal Exoticwebsite.  I havent seen it on Eden Fantasys and havent been to the toy store in a while to check the price though.

So this toy was a winner for me.  I love bullets though.
*Side note...If your just getting back into working out and all the muscles in your body hurt because P90X is a bitch... Getting off can be a little painful, but thankfully I'm a masochist :)*
Hope you all have been doing well and haven't missed me too much!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

PSA: Shipping

I was asked to ship Brandi's rather large collection of personal pleasure items to her after her move across the country. Today I finally ventured out to the post office. I get there and she has already boxed everything up and addressed it for me. (Such a good friend) However when I get to the counter the nice Post Office man hears a broken glass noise and suggests I open the box and make sure nothing is broken so they don't get blamed ect. Also he suggested that I switch boxes on one of the packages to save about $8. I really didn't want to because of the content of these and the hard time I have getting to the post office. However he pressured me about the "broken glass" and so I grabbed a flat rate box and scooted over to the side of the counter to switch everything out. All goes well until I bump the old box and knock it on to the floor, spraying the contents all over. Thankfully there were only the 2 employees and 1 other customer in the area. Totally heard the two employees chuckle at me. I did find out what was causing the "Broken Glass" noise.....A ben wa ball had escaped from its container and was rolling around the box.
When I went back up to the counter the man who had been helping me before told me, "Hunny don't be embarrised. I have worked for the Post Office for 31 years I have seen MUCH MUCH worse."  I wish I had asked for a story....Oh well maybe next time.


What have we learned??
Always pack your personal items securely and before you get to the post office.

Friday, August 5, 2011

I just spent $50 on a pillow

I have been eyeballing the Liberator Jaz Mini for a while now. Finally last week I bought it. I have to say it is the BEST $50 I have spent in a LONG time.

Here are the facts straight from Liberator.com......

Liberator Jaz

For Sex That Never Goes Flat

Get turned on with Liberator Jaz. Practice improvisation and create perfect harmony with your soul mate. With Jaz, you'll hone your technique and never play the same song twice. Remember, it's not the instrument but music you make with it. This smooth bolster pillow, made from furniture grade foam, is available in seven delicious colors and two sizes, and small enough to take with you on tour for the best sex the road has to offer!


Regular Size - L-14.5” x W-18” x H-6”
Mini (travel size) - L-13” x W-15” x H-6”


Micro-suede cover zips-off for machine washing. Underneath a soft polyester water resistant liner.

Inner core:

Contoured furniture grade polyurethane foam – comfortable yet supportive.


1 pound


1-year warranty      
I purchased this from Deja Vu here in town so there was minimal packaging. Just the card-stock weight band that went around the pillow, with the Logo, dimensions and website on it. Very simple. 

I went for the red colored one. They also have lime green, electric blue and plum that I have seen. All are just covers that are removable and machine washable.

As most everyone knows I have several of the lovely conditions of Ehlers - Danlos Syndrome. Basically my bones move to much and this causes me to be in pain about 99% of the time, among other things it brings. I decided to spring for the Jaz Mini because I was hoping that it would make sex less painful. OH MAN! The only way I can describe it is like being able to see in Black and White your whole life then randomly being able to see colors.

So far I have only used the Jaz in the doggie position. This position used to cause severe pain for me, so much so I have been known to ask for it to be stopped. Now with the Jaz I have 0 pain in this position. It does take a little getting used to I will admit. The foam is firmer then an ordinary pillow so I can feel the difference in my belly. Not a bad thing by any means. This firm foam is what makes this more functional then just a normal bed pillow squished under you. Even being the mini version it is a little big for me and the man friend. So we still don't use it 100% of the time. I guess we are just little people, in stature only. *cough, cough* The angle of the Jaz pops your butt up nice and high in the air. It works well as a prop for couple toy play also. But more on that in another post....

*I purchased this item at full price. I received no compensation for this review.Also I had to use stock photos from liberator.com because my personal camera is on the fritz. There was no intent to infringe on any copyrights*

Monday, July 18, 2011

Babeland Bondage Tape Review

This is my first review product from Babeland.
I was excited about this item because it was a bondage item.
The review item is Babeland Bondage Tape
The specs according to the Babeland site are that the tape is 2" wide and 50' long (the tape roll actually says that its 60' long).  This tape is made of PVC.  It comes in a shrink wrapped tape roll.  Looks like any other tape roll except it has bondage tape printed on the front.

You open the plastic and you could have it anywhere and it be mistaken for black tape... unless they are familiar with bondage tape.

So I opened my tape and proceeded to start playing.  First off it kinda smells like when you first open a pool toy (I expected that it would have an odor given the material), but its not too strong.  I licked a piece to see if it has any discernible taste... It does not.  Don't you dare judge me for licking it either.  I licked it while trying it out as a gag.  It says on the package not to use to cover mouth and I wont recommend it, but I like the feel and it makes an excellent gag/mouth cover.  Please don't mess with it if you are not familiar with the risks and the in's and out's of breath play.

I tested it out as a blindfold, because the product info states that it can be used as a light proof blindfold.  Yes it can, but you have to wrap it twice.  This particular tape is thinner than some of the other brands that I have seen and tried and it takes 2 layers to be light proof.  I does not stick to hair which is a major plus.

To use this as clothing I recommend you have another person help you.  It is rather difficult to get the tape to lay flat when you are doing it yourself.  The tape rolls up big time.  I almost couldn't get my boobs bound by myself and then I had to go over them again.  My butt...well I'm not going to be wearing a PVC tape skirt any time soon.  It would work perfectly, but one I am not a fan of skirts and two I really don't want to see how much PVC tape it takes just to cover my ass :)  It does feel really cool on though.  I would imagine this would be best used as a fun way to dress up sexy at home.  I sure as hell don't have the balls to wear just tape as an outfit, but I know there are some people out there that do.

As for its main purpose as a type of bondage restraint...It is excellent.  It is very strong and can take a lot of pulling.  The tape does bunch when you pull on it so I would be careful about pulling too hard if.  It can be painful on the extremity that is bound and if you don't like a little pain that would potentially be unpleasant.  The tape is really soft though so I found the sensation pleasant.  There are all sorts of possibilities with this really its up to your imagination.  Tie a leg to the ceiling fan and watch her spin :)  J/K about the ceiling fan, but really there are so many different ways that you can incorporate this into even vanilla naughty time.

Its supposed to be reusable...Honestly its a pain in the ass to roll it back on to the roll.  I haven't reused tape that I used already.  I know that awful and so wasteful and I really cant get that crap back on the roll.  I didn't throw it away just kinda kept it stashed in my "adult" drawer.  Which is all packed up now so I don't know what to do with the excess...I may try to roll it on again.

Anyway so all in all great product.  Love that its super versatile, but I don't love that its hard to handle and tough ass hell to get back on the roll.  For a couple just to play around occasionally I think this would be great.

If it looks like fun and you want to try it for yourself you can find it here.

That's all from me for now.  I know I have busted out a few posts in a short period of time...I have been preparing for the move and I really wanted to get these reviews out of the way.  I will be out of the blogger loop in the next few weeks after internet is shut off here and I start the trip back across country.  Hope you all are doing great and I'll be back on before you know it :)

Adventures In Bondage- My first play party

Last weekend marks a step up in my immersion into the BDSM community.  I attended my first play party.  It was nothing really major.  The attendance was pretty small.  Around 15 people showed up.

My rope class put on a party last weekend at one someones loft in LA and I decided that it was time for me to attend one.  I am super comfortable with my rope people and I have gotten to make some great friends.  I knew most of the people who were there so it was a easy and relaxing atmosphere to go into.

The party was centered around shibari but there was all kinds of fun to be had.  It really was just like any other get together except there was less clothes, bondage, and a few scenes going on.  Contrary to any misconceptions there was not sex going on everywhere.  Its all actually pretty chill...with the exception of a scene that my bondage instructor Sol participated in.  In between tying and the scenes that they had going on we all just hung out and chatted.

SO the scenes were a new thing for me.  I have played around in the classes, but I really got to see what a bondage scene was all about this past weekend.  I didn't participate in any scenes.  I was more like playing hostess running around checking on people and talking to them.  There were 3 scenes that I saw.  One was a Domme (thats a female Dominant, this one is actually a professional) that tied a man to a chair.  His entire body was bound up and he was blindfolded and gagged by rope.  She was doing CBT...now if you don't know what that is its cock and ball torture.  I really don't have the stomach for it.  Its kinda scary.  She had rope and a bamboo stick and that guy was in heaven.  I didn't hang around for all of that though.

The scene that Sol did was crazy.  He did a forced take down and suspension and it was spectacular.  The guy was into masks and restricted breathing so he was wearing a leather bunny mask.  Again not something that is my thing, but whatever, that is his kink.  So leather bunny mask in place and Sol starts the scene.  Now you guys are gonna realize how redneck I can be because it basically looked like Sol was wrestling a greased pig to the ground and hog tying him.  Not really a hog tie, but that's kinda how it felt to me.  Sol did some spectacular high speed tying on this guy and got him into a crossed leg position and winched him down into a leaning forward position.  Then he had 2 of the guys lift him so he could suspend him in the air in that seated position.  After that the Domme got some licks in with a bamboo can and she took no mercy.  He had his ass tore up.  Like almost breaking skin tore up.  They took him down after he called yellow.  Which meant he had enough.

I was in awe by it all.  My kink may not extend to that level, but I wasn't disgusted.  I can tell that my mentality about it all is changing the more that I participate in activities.  I can sit and be objective and not be disturbed by most things that I may not be particularly into.

The last scene was more my speed.  A wonderful friend of mine B got tied up and teased by my other friend M.  She was on cloud 9...full on eyes rolled back into her head spaced out she was feeling so good.  M had her fully tied up and immobilized and was alternating smacks with the cane and stroking her with it.  I swear she looked like she was either going to drool or purr or both (actually I think she did both at some point in time).  It really was a beautiful thing.  I totally want that experience in the future.  This was much easier to watch than the CBT.  I can deal with cane smacks...I just cant stomach ball smashing.  I got to cuddle with her a little throughout the night.  I love cuddles :)  I also kept catching her off guard and running my nails down her back, arms, and legs.  She goes all cat like and leans into it and gets major goose bumps.  It was adorable.

There were people teaching others how to tie.  Girls were running around in rope and panties.  One friend of mine even got tied to a toilet.  She laughing her ass off the entire time.  I would have kicked some ass, but it wasn't me so it was hilarious.  I was tied up in some way shape or form most of the night.  I got some bruises on my legs and booty too from a couple obliging friends with canes.  Best of all I got to chill with cuddle with my amazing bondage people.
I ended the night exhausted, but happy.  I slept most of Sunday then had to get up for transition back into mommy mode when I got my little one.

It was a great experience and I cant wait to have more like it and hopefully get more into the action myself.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Lover's Super Strap - Heart Shaped Riding Crop Review

I signed on with Cal Exotics as a sexpert and reviewer for them recently and I am really excited about it.  The majority of the products that I own are Cal Exotic brand actually.  The quality of the product you get with them is usually at such a great price that I cant pass it up.

My first review product was the Heart Shaped Riding Crop.  I was more than thrilled to try this one out.  It comes in a simple plastic bag packaging.  So nothing for storage, but the price for this is really cheap so I didn't expect anything spectacular.

The construction is pretty sturdy for the product price.

Product Blurb from Eden Fantasys:
Love is in the air, and against your lover's skin, with the Lover's Super Strap™. 24" long, the sturdy nylon-weave covered center cane is crowned with a heart-shaped leather tip, enabling each love tap with this riding crop to leave little red hearts on your partner. This tip can give quite the sting however, so it may be wise to test it out lightly first before engaging in more vigorous play. The handle is covered in comfortable nubs, allowing for a good grip throughout your sessions. This is a sturdy, unique BDSM toy that won't disappoint. Heart tip is 3" wide.

The leather is actually Faux-Leather so all the animal lovers can rest easy on with that.  The tip seems like it would come loose easily but so far I have had no problems with it.  The can portion is very sturdy with a little flex to it, but the strength to make it easy to handle.  The rubber grip is really nice and makes it easy to keep a firm grasp on the crop.

I got to test this out on the giving and receiving end.  It is fairly easy to use and can deliver a nice sting.  The noise from it is great.  I didn't actually see any heart prints left from the tip, but the person I tested on wasn't into serious impact play and I didn't hit them very hard.

Having it tested on me was fun.  I enjoy impact play and tend to like a more heavy hand when it comes to dealing out the pain.  This crop is excellent for a good sting, but its more for a novice that a serious impact player.  I can still get pleasure out of the warm up for this and it does have a really nice sting that I can appreciate with impact.  It does deliver a good amount of sensation on the more sensitive areas though so if you enjoy rough play you may use it on the backs of the legs, inside the thighs, the breast area, bottoms of the feet, or even on the arms.  It can also be used for light stimulation by stroking the person with it in between the heavier impact.

There is not much of a learning curve for the crop and I like that.  Impact play can hurt someone if not done correctly and this is very easy to handle and not too intense.  I really love how it looks more than anything.  Its cute, but packs a punch.  I really just want to take it to a play party and run around smacking asses :)

So all in all I have to say its a very great toy to own.  The only downside I would can see so far is that its hard as hell to store and hide from little eyes and hands.  I have had to stash it 3 different places already because it was found.  I cant wait to play with it some more, but that will have to wait until after this damn move.

If you guys want to see more info on this or buy it you can find it on Eden Fantasys
HERE for only $17.99
and you can get 15% off your purchase with the code: TGS
in the code area during checkout

Friday, July 15, 2011

Bad Girl Link Up

I have decided to do a link up. We don't do to many things around here with other bloggers, but I would like to spread the word a bit. So here are two of my newer finds (they also happen to be featured Bad Girls this week) Nanny of Naughty Mommy Reviews and Junk
( I can't get her linky to work*sadface*) and True of  True Pleasures
True Pleasures

I was just over at TP and man she had a good time with hubby this am. Steamy stuff for those of you who aren't too squeamish.

We don't have much going on here in the next few weeks. Brandi and I are going to Comic con next weekend and there isn't much sexyness there, apart from some of the guests they have planned *cough David Boreanaz and Alex Skarsgard)* But we are both super excited. Then she is doing the big move dun dun duh!!! So probably not much from her for a minute.

I have been super busy and am now just relaxing. It is nice to lay on the cool leather couches in the nude on these hot summer days. Naked is better! However I haven't been able to prance around the abode lately in the buff since the new roomie moved in. Anyway, I will be trying to hold down the blogging front, maybe a giveaway or two and I do have a review that I know a few of you are looking forward too.

Friday, July 8, 2011

What do you say?

It has been brought to my attention that it is about time for another installment of "Thats what he said" So here we go......Any and all silly, serious and just random questions you have for our guy panel please just post in a comment here or send me an email (Its on my profile). Also if you would like to be a part of our guy panel shoot me an email and I will set that up. =) In about 2 weeks expect to see the questions and answers in another awesome post. 

So get to it, what do you want know?

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Rare non-sexy post

I just want to take this one little post to spread the word about my person quest...... I am attempting to get my dog back from Spain. Any and every little bit helps, if you love animals or heck even just making a female happy please donate to my cause.

In case you don't know the back story here it is............. I am recently divorced (April 13th) . When that happened I ended up having to leave my dog with my ex-husband for safe keeping until I got things settled. (Which I finally have.) Unfortunately the ex can no longer keep Keagan (the dog) because the lovely US Navy has decided that it is deployment time(unexpectedly). The ex is set to deploy in about 30days, I don't want to have to pass Keagan on to a random base family when I can just bring him home to me. Please help me bring my puppy home. Through a pet shipping service the going rate is about $2000 and I can not make the arrangements until I have paid in full. This is me asking for help, anything will help me defer the cost, even if it is just pass on the word to some one who can donate. Thank you all in advance!

Sunday, July 3, 2011

In Our Mailbox

In my mailbox is hosted by The Story Siren.  She started it as a weekly meme to show off the books that you have received over the week.  We are taking that and perverting it a little I guess by doing a mailbox post of a different kind :)
This past week or two both Brandi and I got loads of awesome stuff. I (Becky) will go first....

I got an eagerly awaited for package from Eden Fantasys
In it as you can see was the main reason for my order........the Jimmyjane Contour M massager (which was on sale), also had the Tantra Feather Teaser (I could have gotten a free lube too but I passed because it had bad reviews) and the FREE Ulitimate Satisfier Slim.

I also took a trip to the local adult store (Deja Vu Love Boutique) and got a tiny bottle of toy cleaner. I wanted to try out a different brand. I also picked up a Mini Vibra Tease. I have been thinking about trying out something like it for a while. I was going to order it from EF and just chickened out....so I got it from Deja Vu instead. 

Hopefully you will see a few reviews up for these things shortly.

And then there is my (Brandi's) stuff...

I placed and order or two recently.  I got some fun things and some interesting things too :)

I decided to order from Eden Fantasys with all my points that I have collected.
I got an Eden Fantasys bag...I have a thing for bags.  Dual bullets which really am excited to try.  The Spectra-Gels Anal Stuffer which I wrote about recently and will not be trying out any time soon...if ever.  Anybody want a massive butt plug?  A Wireless Teaser which is just a bullet with a bunny gel sleeve.

The two things I am super excited about are the Wartenburg Pinwheel and the nipple clamps.  The pinwheel I have tested out a little on my skin and its not as scary as it seems.  Its actually a pretty cool tickling sensation.  The clamps intimidate me a little, but I cant wait to try them out.

I also got some bondage tape to review from Babeland
YAY!  So happy they are letting me review BDSM items.  I told my contact with the company that I preferred those to regular items and they accommodated my request.

That's it.  I won't be doing to many reviews while I am in the process of moving beyond those required for my affiliate duties.  Becky I am sure will be more than happy to share with you her goodies as she tries them out.

Until next time,

Monday, June 27, 2011

For Our Male Readers

Really quick before I pass out for the night I wanted to direct anyone who is interested over to Nanny at naughty mommy reviews. She is hosting a giveaway for a Tenga Double Hole Sleeve from Babeland. What brings this up?? Well I was at our local adult store and I saw a few guys look at one of these and they were commenting on the price. I remembered that SOMEONE had a giveaway going on at the moment but couldn't remember who. I gave them a business card for B&B hoping they check it out.

Anyway I love passing on free stuff and giveaways, PLUS Pimping other bloggers that I LOOOOVE! So go enter!

That is all for now. I'm going to bed. Hopefully an In My Mailbox tomorrow for you to enjoy, since both Brandi and I got some awesome stuff this past week.

Mailbox mixup

I ordered a Wartenberg pinwheel a couple days ago from Eden Fantasys and I got my package today.  There was no problem with that portion of the shipment.  I got my pinwheel.  The problem was with the free gift.

See the free gift offered happened to be a Ultimate satisfier slim vibe.  I wasn't completely thrilled with it, but hey I'm always down for a new vibe.

The vibe looks like this

Well I dug in the box and I find this...

That is neither slim or a vibe...It was the free product so I'm not freaking out or anything.  I am glad I got the item that I wanted in the package at least.  The slip says that they sent the slim vibe.  Not sure which blind person put the package together.

Anyway I thought it was a little humorous and decided to share.  This anal monster toy may become my new paper weight :)