Thursday, August 25, 2011

Babeland Jimmyjane Eternity...This giveaway is INSANE!!!

The Jimmyjane Eternity
Babeland info for this super fancy vibe:

Own the ultimate hybrid of luxury and pleasure with the decadent Jimmyjane Eternity. Available in pure platinum or 24K gold, this vibrating objet d'art features a circle of 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds, for a total of .66 carats. Display it on your shelves, flaunt it with your friends, or bring it in the tub — it's completely waterproof. A replaceable motor ensures that you'll be enjoying the Jimmyjane Eternity for life, and you'll be in good company; celebrities such as Kate Moss and Mary-Louise Parker have already tucked one into their toy boxes. Will you be next?

So click the link above and check it out then go subscribe to the newsletter and you will be entered for your chance at this thing!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Look! It glows!!!

Sorry to everyone for such a long break.  The move went well and I am settled in as much as I can be staying with family till I find a house of my own... It really isn't easy when your as independent as me, but I'm getting through it.

Now on to my product review.  I recieved another toy from Cal Exotics recently and have been trying to find the time to test it out.  Finally I got a free moment and now you all get a lovely review.  This toy was pretty interesting actually.  Its called Lighted Shimmers LED Glider Teaser.

Its basically just like a standard bullet. Just the little plastic control thing that has the multi speed dial located on the side and the battery compartment in the back. It takes 3 AAA batteries and they last pretty long with the toy. There is a cord that attaches to the control unit which leads down to the actual bullet. The bullet is a see through purple plastic egg looking thing that is around 2 inches long. It looks about the size of a quarter in width. So not too large. It comes in a wrapped little plastic bag inside the box. So nothing major on the packaging.

This can be used for many different things. The main thing I use this for is clitoral stimulation...The bullet and I have a wonderful relationship with my clit. The are like a match made in heaven. It takes absolutely no time for it to work its magic and I am floating on cloud nine. Even when I got this product the first time around there was no learning curve. You can jump right in with it and have no problems. Just turn the little dial and put the bullet on the area desired. Its great for stimulation around the perineum area, on the nipples, thighs, and any other sensitive area on the body. This is also great for stimulation with a partner while having sex. It can be placed between you and your partner near your naughty bits to add more to the sensation. I haven't actually used it inserted so I can't comment on the effectiveness of its use internally. I would probably use a condom on they toy since its going to be a pain to clean if there is insertion. If you aren't using this with a condom you wont really have any problems with lube since its plastic and you can use any lube with it. I would buy some toy wipes to clean this toy though. The egg and the cord connection is sealed, but I have never rinsed the toy just used wipes.

Now on to the super fun part.  When you switch on the vibrations the egg part lights up.  The light gets brighter with intensity.  It adds a fun little twist on the regular egg.  It can be used easily in the dark with no need to fumble around.  Its a sex toy and a flashlight all in one :)  The light is really more of a novelty thing with this bullet, but it could certainly spice things up and make it fun.

The noise is not too bad. Just an average hum that can be cover up by turning on music or a TV if you need to drown out the noise The vibrations are super strong. Just how I like them, but I love that you can tone it down if you need to.  This is farely cheap with the MSRP at around $18 on the Cal Exoticwebsite.  I havent seen it on Eden Fantasys and havent been to the toy store in a while to check the price though.

So this toy was a winner for me.  I love bullets though.
*Side note...If your just getting back into working out and all the muscles in your body hurt because P90X is a bitch... Getting off can be a little painful, but thankfully I'm a masochist :)*
Hope you all have been doing well and haven't missed me too much!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

PSA: Shipping

I was asked to ship Brandi's rather large collection of personal pleasure items to her after her move across the country. Today I finally ventured out to the post office. I get there and she has already boxed everything up and addressed it for me. (Such a good friend) However when I get to the counter the nice Post Office man hears a broken glass noise and suggests I open the box and make sure nothing is broken so they don't get blamed ect. Also he suggested that I switch boxes on one of the packages to save about $8. I really didn't want to because of the content of these and the hard time I have getting to the post office. However he pressured me about the "broken glass" and so I grabbed a flat rate box and scooted over to the side of the counter to switch everything out. All goes well until I bump the old box and knock it on to the floor, spraying the contents all over. Thankfully there were only the 2 employees and 1 other customer in the area. Totally heard the two employees chuckle at me. I did find out what was causing the "Broken Glass" noise.....A ben wa ball had escaped from its container and was rolling around the box.
When I went back up to the counter the man who had been helping me before told me, "Hunny don't be embarrised. I have worked for the Post Office for 31 years I have seen MUCH MUCH worse."  I wish I had asked for a story....Oh well maybe next time.


What have we learned??
Always pack your personal items securely and before you get to the post office.

Friday, August 5, 2011

I just spent $50 on a pillow

I have been eyeballing the Liberator Jaz Mini for a while now. Finally last week I bought it. I have to say it is the BEST $50 I have spent in a LONG time.

Here are the facts straight from

Liberator Jaz

For Sex That Never Goes Flat

Get turned on with Liberator Jaz. Practice improvisation and create perfect harmony with your soul mate. With Jaz, you'll hone your technique and never play the same song twice. Remember, it's not the instrument but music you make with it. This smooth bolster pillow, made from furniture grade foam, is available in seven delicious colors and two sizes, and small enough to take with you on tour for the best sex the road has to offer!


Regular Size - L-14.5” x W-18” x H-6”
Mini (travel size) - L-13” x W-15” x H-6”


Micro-suede cover zips-off for machine washing. Underneath a soft polyester water resistant liner.

Inner core:

Contoured furniture grade polyurethane foam – comfortable yet supportive.


1 pound


1-year warranty      
I purchased this from Deja Vu here in town so there was minimal packaging. Just the card-stock weight band that went around the pillow, with the Logo, dimensions and website on it. Very simple. 

I went for the red colored one. They also have lime green, electric blue and plum that I have seen. All are just covers that are removable and machine washable.

As most everyone knows I have several of the lovely conditions of Ehlers - Danlos Syndrome. Basically my bones move to much and this causes me to be in pain about 99% of the time, among other things it brings. I decided to spring for the Jaz Mini because I was hoping that it would make sex less painful. OH MAN! The only way I can describe it is like being able to see in Black and White your whole life then randomly being able to see colors.

So far I have only used the Jaz in the doggie position. This position used to cause severe pain for me, so much so I have been known to ask for it to be stopped. Now with the Jaz I have 0 pain in this position. It does take a little getting used to I will admit. The foam is firmer then an ordinary pillow so I can feel the difference in my belly. Not a bad thing by any means. This firm foam is what makes this more functional then just a normal bed pillow squished under you. Even being the mini version it is a little big for me and the man friend. So we still don't use it 100% of the time. I guess we are just little people, in stature only. *cough, cough* The angle of the Jaz pops your butt up nice and high in the air. It works well as a prop for couple toy play also. But more on that in another post....

*I purchased this item at full price. I received no compensation for this review.Also I had to use stock photos from because my personal camera is on the fritz. There was no intent to infringe on any copyrights*