Have you ever been lied to?

HI!! Yes, I am still around. Life got in the way of blogging there for a little bit. 

A friend sent me this video today and I thought you all would enjoy it. I know we have all been there....."Oh baby I am Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff, I'm the Indiana Jones of diving muff" or for guys that chick that has huge awesome hooters and then you get her home and realize Oh! Its just 5lbs of push up padding pushing up 1 ounce of boobage. This is one artists take on it.

With out further ado Allegic's version of "I will Survive" (I have been told she didn't write it just preformed it) She has embedding turned off on all her videos so you have to click and watch it via YouTube =( Please leave comments if you are entertained it helps her Artist Ego and hopefully it will cause her to do more dirty songs for us to enjoy.

I Will Survive (adult)

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a dick that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a dick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!

I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!