Really quick before I pass out for the night I wanted to direct anyone who is interested over to Nanny at naughty mommy reviews. She is hosting a giveaway for a Tenga Double Hole Sleeve from Babeland. What brings this up?? Well I was at our local adult store and I saw a few guys look at one of these and they were commenting on the price. I remembered that SOMEONE had a giveaway going on at the moment but couldn't remember who. I gave them a business card for B&B hoping they check it out.
Anyway I love passing on free stuff and giveaways, PLUS Pimping other bloggers that I LOOOOVE! So go enter!
That is all for now. I'm going to bed. Hopefully an In My Mailbox tomorrow for you to enjoy, since both Brandi and I got some awesome stuff this past week.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Mailbox mixup
I ordered a Wartenberg pinwheel a couple days ago from Eden Fantasys and I got my package today. There was no problem with that portion of the shipment. I got my pinwheel. The problem was with the free gift.
See the free gift offered happened to be a Ultimate satisfier slim vibe. I wasn't completely thrilled with it, but hey I'm always down for a new vibe.
The vibe looks like this
Well I dug in the box and I find this...
That is neither slim or a vibe...It was the free product so I'm not freaking out or anything. I am glad I got the item that I wanted in the package at least. The slip says that they sent the slim vibe. Not sure which blind person put the package together.
Anyway I thought it was a little humorous and decided to share. This anal monster toy may become my new paper weight :)
Free Bullet winner has been selected
We have sellected the winner for the bullet via Random.org
The lucky person and winner of the Multi Speed Basic Vibrating Bullet is...
ticklingpink
Congrats!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
The Calendar is FINISHED!
Becky came over tonight and we sat down and finished the calendar.
I am so excited. I think it turned out pretty good for our first time around. We plan on making an annual get together to do a shoot and set up the calendar for the blog so this will not be a one time thing.
If you want to check it out you can follow the link here
Hope you enjoy the calendar half as much as we enjoyed making it.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Straws?
I know this is a little off theme but have any of you ever gone to Panera and ordered a smoothie??
Yesterday I did for the very first time. Smoothie was good, straw disturbed me a little bit. I mean LOOK at that thing. It's like the size of two of my fingers put together. I took one sip, looked directly and Brandi and said "I feel like I am sucking a small penis" To which she laughed and made the "POP" noise at me every time I took a drink after that.
I decided that I should write a little note to the Panera Co. (Not actually going to send it but you can read it for kicks and giggles)
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing concerning the straws you have for your smoothies. Have you ever tried to sip out of one of these? I feel almost indecent while using this. I understand that it is a food item and there for I can't really ask that the straw in question buy me dinner before I put my mouth on it, however on any other occasion I would have. This large straw greatly reminds me of a small penis. My mouth even gets a cramp in it from the strenuous sucking I must do to enjoy my drink. Thankfully the drink is sweet and enjoyable once it gets to my mouth. The least that could be done is make the straw in question a little larger so at least I don't feel like it is a pity suck, give me something of substance to put my lips around.
Sincerely,
R
I might tweak it a bit but you get the idea. Till next time
Yesterday I did for the very first time. Smoothie was good, straw disturbed me a little bit. I mean LOOK at that thing. It's like the size of two of my fingers put together. I took one sip, looked directly and Brandi and said "I feel like I am sucking a small penis" To which she laughed and made the "POP" noise at me every time I took a drink after that.
I decided that I should write a little note to the Panera Co. (Not actually going to send it but you can read it for kicks and giggles)
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing concerning the straws you have for your smoothies. Have you ever tried to sip out of one of these? I feel almost indecent while using this. I understand that it is a food item and there for I can't really ask that the straw in question buy me dinner before I put my mouth on it, however on any other occasion I would have. This large straw greatly reminds me of a small penis. My mouth even gets a cramp in it from the strenuous sucking I must do to enjoy my drink. Thankfully the drink is sweet and enjoyable once it gets to my mouth. The least that could be done is make the straw in question a little larger so at least I don't feel like it is a pity suck, give me something of substance to put my lips around.
Sincerely,
R
I might tweak it a bit but you get the idea. Till next time
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Good Vibrations PRIDE promotional discount
That's right. Good Vibrations is having a promotion to celebrate Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month.
So your helping fight discrimination and you are getting a discount while doing it.
Its a win win situation
You can click the button on the right had side or click here
Just enter PRIDE11 in the code area in your cart to get the promotional discount
*this promotional offer ends 6/28/11*
*this promotional offer ends 6/28/11*
You can also donate through Good Vibrations GiVe program to Marriage Equality USA.
This organization is a nonprofit company that uses education, media campaigns, and coalition building to advocate for the right to marry among LGBT community.
So if you would like to donate you can do so here
Now I know all of you may not agree, but I believe strongly that your sexual orientation is your business and people should have the freedom to love whoever the choose. So support the cause or not either way doesn't bother me. Just think before you make judgments on people you know nothing about. I live an alternative lifestyle now and I am aware of the judgmental attitude. Being different isn't easy, but its something you have to accept yourself. Its made much easier by the acceptance of others.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Who wants a free bullet???
I think its time to have another giveaway :)
This time we are giving away a Multi Speed Basic Vibrating Bullet
So just make a comment and give us some love and leave a way to contact you.
Thats it :)
*this is only for US residents since I dont have an arm and a leg I want to give to USPS for shipping*
Winner will be selected on Monday, June 27th
The great thing about Eden Fantasys is that you get free stuff when you order things. I always get the freebie regardless of what it is. I already have a bullet so this shiny new one from Eden Fantasys could be yours.
We are awesome...I know
Adventures in Bondage - Taking a few licks
It's been two classes and some fun times since I last wrote an entry. I went to the local class, but I also traveled to the LA class. That one was in a dungeon/play space. The space is actually in the middle of renovations, but the class was great regardless.
These past 2 classes I have been helping out Sol and I have turned into a regular helper girl in class. Its pretty fun. I am learning a lot about rope and have even been helping new students that use me as a rope bottom. I'm not even close to good with rope, but its surprising how much you pick up when someone is working on you.
Now the good stuff. I have been trying new things. Especially testing my pain levels and what is fun for me. Last weeks class during the demo I got caned. Nothing major just a few sharp smacks. It hurt like hell, but it was pretty damn thrilling. This Tuesday Sol pushed me a lot more. I got smacked around and roughed up and had some more cane experience. He also tried knife play... Now I am very scared of other people holding sharp things. I had a kid almost cut off part of my finger back in the day with a pare of medical shears and since then I am a lot jumpy with things that cut. Sol knows this and we have talked about it. I agreed to let him try and he agreed that if I freaked out it was done. So I had my foot tickled with a huge ass survival knife. It freaked me the hell out, but it really wasn't so bad. He did scare the crap out of me once with it, but I sort of knew it was coming. I was laying down and the knife was near my face. I tapped out of that one with a quickness.
The dungeon class was much more interesting than the local classes for sure. For one there is no clothing restriction so there was gratuitous nudity. Not on my part...Undies are no biggie, but my birthday suit in a room full of people I don't know... nope...not that brave. The crowd there was much more diverse. There was even a girl in a neon yellow fishnet body stocking. She had no undies and a huge rip in the fishnets for easy access. Oh and she had some knee high striped socks on under the stocking, a shaved head, and major face piercings. She was actually a very nice girl. Super shy and quiet which was a contrast to how she looked. She ended up tied in a suspension and a hook in the vajay...not a sharp hook but it was huge and it was some crazy hardware. So new experiences and exposures all around :)
I felt like hell today. I have bruises all over and I slept a total of 3 hours last night. We didn't leave the dungeon till well after 12 and then I had to drive back at around 4:30 to miss traffic on the freeway and take care of things at home. A nap was first thing on the to do list after class. Now I am just sore and mildly exhausted. Hope you all enjoyed reading about my most recent shenanigans.
Until next time
Sunday, June 19, 2011
New Affiliate addition to the blog
I am super excited to be doing reviews for them as well. How could you not love testing out free sex toys??
So go on over to Babeland and check them out.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Yes we are pimping the hell out of ourselves...Why not??
Our shop is up and running and we have some things in it already. No calendar yet but you can get coasters, mouse pads, bags, key chains, and magnets. More will be added soon too. There is an awesome little widget up on the side bar. Just click the little yellow buy button if you want to purchase a piece of us...Man I sound like a shameless hooker...Oh well.
Here is the like to our shop
You should at least go check it out even if you don't want to buy...I mean seriously...Its merchandise with us in racy clothes. Whats not to love??
Awesome photo shoot and a calendar in progress
We talked about it before, but we are actually in the process of putting together a calender. We did a photo shoot yesterday and had lots of fun.
Here are some behind the scenes photos and some that aren't going to be in the calendar
Light checking
Love the face
She threatened my life...apparently she didn't really want to be spanked
Thanks to our wonderful host for assisting
Hanging around
Taking an orange juice break...I don't think that's the correct way to drink it though
She likes food, but hates being barefoot in the kitchen
This is a dark picture, but by far the sexiest room EVER!!!
What's that camera for???
*yes he did videotape us running around in our undies*
Good times were had by all. Our host took some pictures of us together and then we took quite a few very good individual photos. We are freaking awesome. Just saying...
Calendars will be up in a week or so and I am working on the shop now so stay tuned for that post.
That's all for now :)
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Answers To All Your Pressing Questions
The time has finally come! I asked you all to submit questions last week in the blog Thats what he said! You know those silly things rolling around in your head that you wish you could ask a guy. Well I gathered them all up, cleaned them up a little bit and had my three man servants answer them to the best of their ability.
Now to meet the men........again...........*cue announcer man*
First we have "Heff Jr" he is a 27yr old college graduate who has no problem attracting the ladies. Heff Jr claims to have "dated", aka put his penis in, just about every type of girl out there. He is a self proclaimed recovering playboy.
Next we have "ClaireBear" he is a 22yr old who went straight in to the work force after high school. He has a romantic attitude when it comes to relationships. Despite having limited experience with dating and intimacy he has a good view on what he wants and enjoys.
Finally we have a special appearance by FourHourSlave, who is a guy that enjoys porn ALOT! Check out his "stash" over at The Fourth Hour. He is one of our regular readers and offered his thoughts on a few of our questions.
CB: This is more of a two part answer kind of question. The first time he either really had an emergency or the emergency was the girl he assigned his dick to before he assigned it to you. The second time he "forgot" he already got pussy from someone else and blew you off.
FHS: Unless your friend is honestly an idiot, I can promise you that he did not "forget" to score with you if, assuming you are pretty attractive, which I'm guessing you probably are :) On the contrary, I can almost guarantee you it was because of one of three things:
1. He's full of himself. A jackass, if you will.
2. He's trying to come up with some sort of "scheme" to get you to like him better, and is not doing a very good job of it. A lot of girls (not necessarily all) tend to like guys who are more emotionally distant because it creates a stronger sense of intrigue. Some guys like to play that to their advantage, and if that scenario is what is happening in your case, then either you don't like that trait in a man, or quite frankly, he sucks at using that as a tactic to get you to like him.
3. He might like you more than you think, and therefore might be nervous or even afraid to initiate having sex with you. It sounds like you initiated the sex last week, which is probably why it happened, if this is the case. It could also be that he was trying to see if you would still pursue him after ditching you, which you did, in which case his plan succeeded.
2) So my question is what is up with men? You want sex all the time then when you can get it your all meh!!!!????
HJ: To answer your first question, we're EXACTLY like women... but different. =) The difference is the reasons why we do the things we do.
Yes, your phrase "[guys] want sex all the time" is correct, however, you didn't finish the statement. Guys want sex all the time [with as many different women as possible]. Women feel it too; however women are less inclined to actively pursue it, and instead take a more “let it come to me” stance.
CB: Well I don't take things for granted. When it happens I'm gonna cuddle afterword to make it all romantic like. But maybe other men are just like...now I want a sandwich and I'm tired. Maybe you're dealing with too many men who have had so much sex it doesn't matter anymore.
2) Do you really need to scratch your balls THAT much? Or is it just a nice distraction when you are bored?
CB: I rarely feel the need to scratch my balls unless they're sweaty from the heat. Maybe the ones who scratch so much have crabs or bad skin.
3) Say you've been married nearly 10 years (married as a teenager) and your wife has always been reserved, would you welcome a change that spices things up?
HJ: Talking to your partner about ways to keep things interesting is, by FAR, the best thing you could ever do for your sex life. If things are becoming routine, I don’t see how trying something different could be a bad thing, as long as both sides are comfortable with what’s agreed upon.
CB: I would be so in for it. Maybe a threesome or some toys or different positions and what not.
4) Would it freak you out to find out she (your wife) started a blog like mine? ;) (Keep in mind I don't go giving a ton of details about our sex life, but it is a sex blog. Reviews and thoughts) My husband isn't complaining about my wild side, but I'm not sure I want to tell him about the blog...though it would be fun for him to know about it and help select items for posting about.
CB: I would be surprised at first but I'd be open minded and share my thoughts and views and that would most likely make the relationship better and have more fire.
5) When I ask the man if he has any fantasies, he says NO. Really? Is that even possible? I would be willing to try absolutely anything he wanted and told him as much, and he still said he couldn't think of anything.
HJ: Ok, so either he is James Bond, or he’s not being completely honest with you.
CB: I can think of sooooo many different fantasies that I would love to act out and so many things I would like to try. I mean...the imagination of sex is limitless!
4) This guy finds me attractive, yes he did volunteer as a FWB, also looks at my boobs all the time and really like to take pics of my clit emphasizing that I have a really big clit, um thanks?! Not sure what I should do. I mean we've had sex(once) now can I expect it regularly? Should I booty call or back off if he's acting odd? Grrr don't know what to do why can't we simply have sex like normal people?!
CB: Get out with it and just have sex like normal people. Sounds like you're over complicating sex. I mean you take a dick and you take a pussy and what do you get when you put them together? Hopefully sex because I'm not sure how you can fuck that up so much that it doesn't turn into sex.
5) What goes on in the head of a guy who can say no to a chick who's willing to give him some?
CB: If a chick I knew just asked me "hey let's get it on" I'd be like oh I respect you less now cause you're a whore. So I'd say no and come up with a nice way of saying I'd rather she kept her dignity by not becoming a slut and losing all respect I have for her. Instead, if she wanted to develop a relationship and then go for it, sure that's fine. Otherwise, it's probably just a self conscious thing. Looks, personality, and brains are things I personally look for. Though I'm not shallow and looks don't really matter to me as much.
6) I have a hard time cumming, he knows this. Could it be that he's worried about pleasing me? Plus he's all about blow jobs which I'm not sure if it's him trying to not have to deal with me being hard to make cum or just a guy being a guy, not that I have a problem with blow jobs him I actually really enjoyed doing that with. I am nervous around him self conscious really is he picking that up? He's the first guy I've been with who I can honestly say I'm very physically attracted to.
HJ: Believe me, you’re not the only girl out there who has a hard time climaxing. However, you’re problem may be registering in his mind as him being inadequate, and no amount of explaining it away as will work.
CB: Love, if that's what this is, is about balance. You give him a blowjob, he goes down on you or does whatever he can to get you to come. Make a game out of it. Find the thing that makes you so horny you cum. Could be a fetish, a game, or any old thing. Just make sure he knows what you want. You know what gets him off, help him find what gets you off.
7) Are guys bothered by stretch marks, pooches and other shit girls are insecure about?
CB: Stretchmarks are gross but can be tolerated depending on how severe. Pooches can be sexy in my opinion but it depends on the girl. Pooches can be sexy as hell on some girls. My last girlfriend was taller than me. I hate cellulite (cottage cheese legs). I can't stand fucked up titties and asses. I hate caveman eyebrows on women just makes you look like a man. Huge ass noses bother me. Acne bothers the hell out of me because they sell over the counter shit to take care of it. Vagina hair doesn't bother me as long as it's not a fuckin jungle in there. If I wanted to fuck a giant patch of fur I'd try bestiality!
9) What is the "perfect butt?"
HJ: Oddly enough, a nice butt on girls has as much to do with the thighs and waist as it does with the butt itself. A nice ass is a lot like tasting a fine wine: it has a favorable beginning, a full-bodied middle, and a nice finish.
CB: Picture an upside down heart and then put panties on it and turn it into an ass, then plump it up slightly. BAM! Perfection.
10) Do you really care what we wear? (Everyday and lingerie) Also what is one fashion trend that you hate to see women in?
CB: Sometimes women wear stuff that they think guys will find attractive but sometimes it's like "uhh those pants make your ass look all lopsided and shit" or "that bra makes one of your tits higher than the other" or makes them sag or whatever, but yeah it matters. Like when girls try to pull their pants way up it makes your asses look all fucked up and unattractive. We want to see your shapes and curves not your pants disappearing into your ass. Stop being so self-conscious.
Well that is all I have for you guys this time. Hope you had a good time reading what the mens have to say.
Now to meet the men........again...........*cue announcer man*
First we have "Heff Jr" he is a 27yr old college graduate who has no problem attracting the ladies. Heff Jr claims to have "dated", aka put his penis in, just about every type of girl out there. He is a self proclaimed recovering playboy.
Next we have "ClaireBear" he is a 22yr old who went straight in to the work force after high school. He has a romantic attitude when it comes to relationships. Despite having limited experience with dating and intimacy he has a good view on what he wants and enjoys.
Finally we have a special appearance by FourHourSlave, who is a guy that enjoys porn ALOT! Check out his "stash" over at The Fourth Hour. He is one of our regular readers and offered his thoughts on a few of our questions.
1) A friend volunteered to be my friend with benefits, the first time we were to hook up he had some kind of emergency, the second time he forgot! Pissed me off and made the insecure girl in me freak out. I mean what kind of guy forgets pussy?
HJ: No guy forgets pussy, my dear, especially sure-things. This "issue" falls into 1 of 2 categories: either he wasn't being serious when he agreed to it (which I doubt since 90% of guys are DTF), or he's saving you as his last resort for the nights he can't score with someone else. He knows the setup with you is a no-strings-attached sort of deal, so he's not taking your feelings into account when he "forgets" your appointments. In his mind, fuck-buddies are 2nd string options.
CB: This is more of a two part answer kind of question. The first time he either really had an emergency or the emergency was the girl he assigned his dick to before he assigned it to you. The second time he "forgot" he already got pussy from someone else and blew you off.
FHS: Unless your friend is honestly an idiot, I can promise you that he did not "forget" to score with you if, assuming you are pretty attractive, which I'm guessing you probably are :) On the contrary, I can almost guarantee you it was because of one of three things:
1. He's full of himself. A jackass, if you will.
2. He's trying to come up with some sort of "scheme" to get you to like him better, and is not doing a very good job of it. A lot of girls (not necessarily all) tend to like guys who are more emotionally distant because it creates a stronger sense of intrigue. Some guys like to play that to their advantage, and if that scenario is what is happening in your case, then either you don't like that trait in a man, or quite frankly, he sucks at using that as a tactic to get you to like him.
3. He might like you more than you think, and therefore might be nervous or even afraid to initiate having sex with you. It sounds like you initiated the sex last week, which is probably why it happened, if this is the case. It could also be that he was trying to see if you would still pursue him after ditching you, which you did, in which case his plan succeeded.
2) So my question is what is up with men? You want sex all the time then when you can get it your all meh!!!!????
HJ: To answer your first question, we're EXACTLY like women... but different. =) The difference is the reasons why we do the things we do.
Yes, your phrase "[guys] want sex all the time" is correct, however, you didn't finish the statement. Guys want sex all the time [with as many different women as possible]. Women feel it too; however women are less inclined to actively pursue it, and instead take a more “let it come to me” stance.
Look at the animal world. The males all want to mate A LOT. The females only want to mate with the most-suited males (since you get to do all the heavy lifting with pregnancy, why not make it worth the trouble). The females empower the males by allowing them to mate. That’s why Alpha Males tend to be the biggest, strongest, and best hunters in the herd. It’s also why men feel the need to impress women.
On a genetic level, the need for more partners is a deeply ingrained genetic push to produce as many viable offspring as possible felt by both male and female.
With humans, the difference is in why men and women do the things we do. Like women, men are searching for “the perfect mate to make viable offspring”, however, the way we go about it is physical in nature, i.e.: the more girls we fuck, the higher the likelihood of finding someone we mesh with. This is diametrically opposed to women’s search method, which is primarily on a social level, i.e.: how he dresses, acts, how much money he makes, who he knows, ect.
CB: Well I don't take things for granted. When it happens I'm gonna cuddle afterword to make it all romantic like. But maybe other men are just like...now I want a sandwich and I'm tired. Maybe you're dealing with too many men who have had so much sex it doesn't matter anymore.
2) Do you really need to scratch your balls THAT much? Or is it just a nice distraction when you are bored?
HJ: It’s a combination of sweat, and the fact that our reproductive organs hang from between our legs. While we walk, if our junk isn’t adjusted correctly, it could potentially be disastrous.
That being said, there’s also a social side to it. There’s a time and a place for everything, and some guys either don’t get that, or don’t care that, women don’t want to see that shit.
CB: I rarely feel the need to scratch my balls unless they're sweaty from the heat. Maybe the ones who scratch so much have crabs or bad skin.
3) Say you've been married nearly 10 years (married as a teenager) and your wife has always been reserved, would you welcome a change that spices things up?
HJ: Talking to your partner about ways to keep things interesting is, by FAR, the best thing you could ever do for your sex life. If things are becoming routine, I don’t see how trying something different could be a bad thing, as long as both sides are comfortable with what’s agreed upon.
I know someone who got bored with their sexual relationship after several years of marriage. They brought it up to their spouse and, after a few glasses of wine, they began telling each other they’re sexual fantasies. They now take turns try one fantasy out per week, and see where it goes. This may not work for you, per say, depending on how out-of-the-blue it is. I would say start out VERY slow and then gradually work up to the bigger stuff.
CB: I would be so in for it. Maybe a threesome or some toys or different positions and what not.
4) Would it freak you out to find out she (your wife) started a blog like mine? ;) (Keep in mind I don't go giving a ton of details about our sex life, but it is a sex blog. Reviews and thoughts) My husband isn't complaining about my wild side, but I'm not sure I want to tell him about the blog...though it would be fun for him to know about it and help select items for posting about.
HJ: I would say keep your blog yours. I’m assuming it’s anonymous and you aren’t carrying on relationship with your followers that you can’t tell your husband about. If you are, well, that’s a whole different story…
I’m an opponent of censorship and I fear that if he found out about blog your, he would begin to follow it, making you more inclined to not post certain things. Keep it anonymous, and keep it yours.
CB: I would be surprised at first but I'd be open minded and share my thoughts and views and that would most likely make the relationship better and have more fire.
5) When I ask the man if he has any fantasies, he says NO. Really? Is that even possible? I would be willing to try absolutely anything he wanted and told him as much, and he still said he couldn't think of anything.
HJ: Ok, so either he is James Bond, or he’s not being completely honest with you.
There could be any number of reasons for this: his fantasies may not fit into social norms, i.e.: weird sex, like peeing into your mouth. His fantasies may also go against his social persona, like cheating on you. They could be homosexual in nature, or even illegal like pedophilia. Since he isn’t actively pursuing any of these with you, or giving off red flags by doing it behind your back, I would advise this: some things are better off left buried.
CB: I can think of sooooo many different fantasies that I would love to act out and so many things I would like to try. I mean...the imagination of sex is limitless!
4) This guy finds me attractive, yes he did volunteer as a FWB, also looks at my boobs all the time and really like to take pics of my clit emphasizing that I have a really big clit, um thanks?! Not sure what I should do. I mean we've had sex(once) now can I expect it regularly? Should I booty call or back off if he's acting odd? Grrr don't know what to do why can't we simply have sex like normal people?!
HJ: I <3 BEWBAGE. If you’ve read this far, I’m assuming you’ve already read through my answer to question one. It sounds to me like you’re almost interested in more than just nailing this guy. You wouldn’t seem so caught up in the bullshit surrounding this guy if he was just a random booty call. I’m not saying you’re interested in dating him, I’m just saying that having regular sex with him seems really important to you.
People act completely different when sex is involved. It’s a fact of life.
Boot calls are booty calls because there’s no relationship beyond sex, and you care about the person beyond sexual gratification. This is why friends-with-benefits usually end with having less friends.
If you don’t feel like the situation is working well, end it. You’re a girl. You can easily find 100 other willing guys.
CB: Get out with it and just have sex like normal people. Sounds like you're over complicating sex. I mean you take a dick and you take a pussy and what do you get when you put them together? Hopefully sex because I'm not sure how you can fuck that up so much that it doesn't turn into sex.
5) What goes on in the head of a guy who can say no to a chick who's willing to give him some?
HJ: I can/already am bang someone who: __________________.
A) is more attractive.
B) has less baggage.
C) is less irritating.
D) smells better.
E) doesn’t have shitty friends.
F) isn’t obsessed with ______. (Twilight)
G) doesn’t live her life by Cosmo.
H) has her own job/car/money.
I) makes me feel important.
J) isn’t jealous/bitchy/controlling.
K) isn’t fucking 5 other dudes (maybe even my friends).
CB: If a chick I knew just asked me "hey let's get it on" I'd be like oh I respect you less now cause you're a whore. So I'd say no and come up with a nice way of saying I'd rather she kept her dignity by not becoming a slut and losing all respect I have for her. Instead, if she wanted to develop a relationship and then go for it, sure that's fine. Otherwise, it's probably just a self conscious thing. Looks, personality, and brains are things I personally look for. Though I'm not shallow and looks don't really matter to me as much.
6) I have a hard time cumming, he knows this. Could it be that he's worried about pleasing me? Plus he's all about blow jobs which I'm not sure if it's him trying to not have to deal with me being hard to make cum or just a guy being a guy, not that I have a problem with blow jobs him I actually really enjoyed doing that with. I am nervous around him self conscious really is he picking that up? He's the first guy I've been with who I can honestly say I'm very physically attracted to.
HJ: Believe me, you’re not the only girl out there who has a hard time climaxing. However, you’re problem may be registering in his mind as him being inadequate, and no amount of explaining it away as will work.
Blowies? Hell yeah, I like getting them too. Cumming is all about preference: everyone prefers getting off in a specific way/position/surrounding. If that works for him, start giving him the best BJs of his life.
For you specifically, all I can say is this: Reread my answer to question 3 and discover what “gets you” sexually. Then, grab your boyfriend, pretend he’s Tom Cruise, and watch the video below.
Work with him to figure out what works for you.
7) Are guys bothered by stretch marks, pooches and other shit girls are insecure about?
HJ: Yes. They say beauty is skin-deep, but beauty is also in the eye of the beholder. Think of your body as your cover letter to your personality’s resume. Do you pass the 30 second test? You know where your wholes lie, so you can make lemonade, try and fix it, or meet someone who doesn’t care.
You can lose weight; it requires a little self control. Stretch marks are much harder to lose; you may have to get creative. Insecurity is directly related to these things and will rise and fall with how happy you are with yourself.
CB: Stretchmarks are gross but can be tolerated depending on how severe. Pooches can be sexy in my opinion but it depends on the girl. Pooches can be sexy as hell on some girls. My last girlfriend was taller than me. I hate cellulite (cottage cheese legs). I can't stand fucked up titties and asses. I hate caveman eyebrows on women just makes you look like a man. Huge ass noses bother me. Acne bothers the hell out of me because they sell over the counter shit to take care of it. Vagina hair doesn't bother me as long as it's not a fuckin jungle in there. If I wanted to fuck a giant patch of fur I'd try bestiality!
FHS: This question is a little hard to answer since every guy is different, and some guys pride themselves on having super-high standards, while others would fuck ANYTHING with a vagina :) But I can tell you that generally, guys are a lot less bothered by minor imperfections than girls are, and want to get it on anyway. When its on your own body, its going to seem worse than it is. Stretch marks might depend on how severe the stretches are. Pooches, well, some guys actually prefer that to super-skinny! It all depends on who the guy is though.
8) Do guys just want a girl to be all I'm horny lets fuck even if she hasn't shaved her pits in months? Just wondering how bothered guys are about these things or do we worry for no reason?
CB: Stay away from me if you're pits aren't shaved. 1. I don't fuck hippies 2. This isn't fucking France so stop acting like it. I'm not trying to sound harsh but GROOMING and HYGIENE are there for a reason.
8) Do guys just want a girl to be all I'm horny lets fuck even if she hasn't shaved her pits in months? Just wondering how bothered guys are about these things or do we worry for no reason?
HJ: Eww, no, please shower and shave first. I don’t mind a week of growth, but months? There are things even guys won’t stick their penises in.
Please read the first paragraph of my answer to question 9.
CB: Stay away from me if you're pits aren't shaved. 1. I don't fuck hippies 2. This isn't fucking France so stop acting like it. I'm not trying to sound harsh but GROOMING and HYGIENE are there for a reason.
FHS: Not shaving the armpits (or legs) is probably a bad idea to be honest though. Most guys definitely don't like that!
9) What is the "perfect butt?"
HJ: Oddly enough, a nice butt on girls has as much to do with the thighs and waist as it does with the butt itself. A nice ass is a lot like tasting a fine wine: it has a favorable beginning, a full-bodied middle, and a nice finish.
CB: Picture an upside down heart and then put panties on it and turn it into an ass, then plump it up slightly. BAM! Perfection.
10) Do you really care what we wear? (Everyday and lingerie) Also what is one fashion trend that you hate to see women in?
HJ: Yes, we do care… to a point.
We want you to look good, but also know that you are a representation of us. What you wear things that represents our personalities as much as yours. It way you’ll get a strange look from your guy when you put on something that’s totally different than what you normally wear. However, the finer points of fashion will always be lost to us.
Fashion Faux Pas:
- A-Symmetrical Tops, aka togas. Tarzan didn’t have a choice in what he could wear.
- Huge Sunglass (including aviators). You’re the most pretentious asshats out there.
- Stenciled Eyebrows. I dislike clowns.
- Chick Fedoras, especially the straw ones. You’re wearing a Fedora. A Fedora.
- A girl who dresses like a Pirate on our first date. Don’t ask.
- This new fashion craze with Tutus.
- Girl Whity-Tighties. You remind me of little boys. Not attractive.
CB: Sometimes women wear stuff that they think guys will find attractive but sometimes it's like "uhh those pants make your ass look all lopsided and shit" or "that bra makes one of your tits higher than the other" or makes them sag or whatever, but yeah it matters. Like when girls try to pull their pants way up it makes your asses look all fucked up and unattractive. We want to see your shapes and curves not your pants disappearing into your ass. Stop being so self-conscious.
Well that is all I have for you guys this time. Hope you had a good time reading what the mens have to say.
Wicked Wednesday
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
We have a winner!!
1. Big HUGE congrats to Maria!! Hope she has fun with her new toy...once I get it in the mail.
2. I have my dedicated man servants working on those questions that you ladies left for them. Hopefully I will have that blog up for you in the next few days. I can't wait to see what they have to say.
3. Time for shameless promotion.....I have been asked to contribute to another blog with a few other very lovely ladies. So if you get a chance or are just REALLY bored feel free to check out my latest venture Toys for Sex
2. I have my dedicated man servants working on those questions that you ladies left for them. Hopefully I will have that blog up for you in the next few days. I can't wait to see what they have to say.
3. Time for shameless promotion.....I have been asked to contribute to another blog with a few other very lovely ladies. So if you get a chance or are just REALLY bored feel free to check out my latest venture Toys for Sex
Friday, June 10, 2011
Soft-Core Friday- Tie me up!!!
I'm tagging on to Random Girl and her super awesome Soft-Core Friday
A lot of you expressed interest in the rope bondage so I thought I would find something that you can do to spice things up.
*Warning*
One thing that is rarely talked about is the potential hazards of Shibari so be safe. Please be aware of the persons range of motion capabilities and limitations, circulation, and potential nerve damage. If you ever try any of this you need to have good communication with your partner.
I found a great tutorial for a single column tie. Its one of the first things you learn and is the base of all other rope techniques. This is the tutorial direct from the site...You can find the original article and others like safety and rope care here on the Warped Rope site. They also sell rope too.
Single Column Tie
A column is anything you can tie directly around such as an arm or a leg. The single column tie secures a rope around just one limb and can therefore be used to tie someone spread-eagled to a bed or to a chair with one rope per column. It’s also the starting point in the box tie (chest harness). The single column tie also uses pretty much the only knot you’ll ever have to use :)
Start with the loop (bight) of a doubled piece of rope. Any length and diameter of rope can be used for this, but for comfort 6mm+ is preferred
Wrap around the column at least twice but you can wrap more if you like. Make sure all the ropes are neat and parallel and don’t cross.
Cross over the bight and the working end of the rope as if you were wrapping a parcel. This step helps you visualise what happens next:
Pass the bight under all the other ropes:
Tie an overhand knot (the kind you use when tying your shoelaces). Leaving as small a piece of the bight as possible sticking out helps with neatness:
Pulling on the working end (the end opposite to the bight/loop) should raise up the whole lot:
Run your finger around between rope and skin to even out tension and uncross any ropes and to verify circulation.
You’re done!
If you really are into this type of thing I seriously reccomend getting to a class. I found mine through Fetlife and that seems to be the easiest way to get information. You would be surprised where classes are and the amount of classes they have.
Now go and have a super kinky friday everyone
Single Column Tie
A column is anything you can tie directly around such as an arm or a leg. The single column tie secures a rope around just one limb and can therefore be used to tie someone spread-eagled to a bed or to a chair with one rope per column. It’s also the starting point in the box tie (chest harness). The single column tie also uses pretty much the only knot you’ll ever have to use :)
Start with the loop (bight) of a doubled piece of rope. Any length and diameter of rope can be used for this, but for comfort 6mm+ is preferred
Wrap around the column at least twice but you can wrap more if you like. Make sure all the ropes are neat and parallel and don’t cross.
Cross over the bight and the working end of the rope as if you were wrapping a parcel. This step helps you visualise what happens next:
Pass the bight under all the other ropes:
Tie an overhand knot (the kind you use when tying your shoelaces). Leaving as small a piece of the bight as possible sticking out helps with neatness:
Pulling on the working end (the end opposite to the bight/loop) should raise up the whole lot:
Run your finger around between rope and skin to even out tension and uncross any ropes and to verify circulation.
You’re done!
If you really are into this type of thing I seriously reccomend getting to a class. I found mine through Fetlife and that seems to be the easiest way to get information. You would be surprised where classes are and the amount of classes they have.
Now go and have a super kinky friday everyone
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Adventures in Bondage - The Saga Continues
Since I last left you I have been going to classes and getting more into bondage. I attend classes regularly now and I have made some good friends in the process as well.
I have been to 2 other classes (they are twice a month in my area), I did a bondage scene photo shoot (and you all are getting those pictures...sorry), and I have been practicing my tying skills a little (you do get pictures of that.)
So the classes have been great. I am really getting into Shibari. I am not so good at tying yet, but that's because given the options of tying or being tied I always take the latter :) What can I say...I'm turning into a regular rope slut. I usually pair up with my friend M or am the demo body for Sol to instruct with. I think I am turning into a regular attention whore in the class. Seriously, its freaking awesome. I get so many freaking compliments, I get tied up, and I even get spankings!! Spankings are great. My friend M makes it a regular thing now. So I play pretty much the entire class. Last class M had me bent over one of the couches and Sol being the goof that he is grabbed a folding chair and started smacking my ass with that (I have a pretty though ass, but he wasn't hitting too hard and was just playing.) M and I were both tied up last class and we were wrestling. Somehow I ended up under his foot and I got sick to my stomach, because I was playing too rough. I being the tenacious little shit just regrouped and when back after him. GOOD TIMES :)
I got to practice on myself and B with some cheap rope I ordered off eBay. I don't intend on ordering good rope until I am skilled enough with rope care and I know what the hell I am doing with ties. I plan on taking private lessons with Sol so I can get more time tying. There are usually 3 or 4 unpaired males at each class so being a unattached body, if I am not already tied up and M and Sol are working with others I usually volunteer my rope bottom services. I am excited about getting more practice and I plan on attending some conventions over the next year. I have a place to stay with Sol's entourage and now that I made friends it's made me so much more confident...
Anyway, back to the tying I have done. Here are a few pictures of my attempts
self tie
Tie on B
Back is a little messy, but hey...I'm a noob
(sorry the pictures are crappy...it was my phone's camera)
Now on to the interesting thing...The photo shoot. Believe it or not I am pretty shy about being in my birthday suit. I wasn't in full birthday suit for the shoot mind you but there were times when it was damn near close and there is no way I would have done this if I wasn't super comfortable with Sol.
He is a photographer as well as a jack of all trades in the BDSM community. He was practicing for Shibaricon which is the major annual rope bondage conference here in the US (Sol's bio and info is here if you want to check him out.) I got to help him out and play fetish model for the day. We did an outdoor shoot and it was a blast. I got tied to rocks and trees and got a very unfortunate case of scratched up ass in the process of it. Rock and nude booty are not friends. So I frolicked for a day in damn near my birthday suit in an undisclosed location in the woods of Southern California...More good times :)
That's all I have for you guys now. I will have lots more tied and tying time in the near future and I have also asked my friend M to help me out with learning the ropes as far as being a submissive. Also planning on more shooting with Sol so if I get picture that is postable I will share with all.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
That's what HE said!
Ever had a guy say "Girls are so hard to understand" or "I just don't GET you". Well I know that I personally think that about males sometimes too. So if you had a guy that would answer any question honestly what would you ask??
I have two guest contributors that have two different out looks with very different backgrounds and experiences. So lets play 20 questions......
*In a Johnny Gilbert style voice* Now lets meet our men!
First we have "Heff Jr" he is a 27yr old college graduate who has no problem attracting the ladies. Heff Jr claims to have "dated", aka put his penis in, just about every type of girl out there. He is a self proclaimed recovering playboy. I do have to say that I have known him personally for quite sometime and that recovering part is true.
Next we have "ClaireBear" he is a 22yr old who went straight in to the work force after high school. He has a romantic attitude when it comes to relationships. Despite having limited experience with dating and intimacy he has a good view on what he wants and enjoys.
Please submit your questions in the comments section. Feel free to ask more then one and be as serious and politically correct or raunchy and gutter-rific as you want. I will choose the best cross section of 20 questions to be answered by both contributors. That post will be up on June 14th, so please have all questions in by June 13th.
I can't wait to see what you all come up with!
I have two guest contributors that have two different out looks with very different backgrounds and experiences. So lets play 20 questions......
*In a Johnny Gilbert style voice* Now lets meet our men!
First we have "Heff Jr" he is a 27yr old college graduate who has no problem attracting the ladies. Heff Jr claims to have "dated", aka put his penis in, just about every type of girl out there. He is a self proclaimed recovering playboy. I do have to say that I have known him personally for quite sometime and that recovering part is true.
Next we have "ClaireBear" he is a 22yr old who went straight in to the work force after high school. He has a romantic attitude when it comes to relationships. Despite having limited experience with dating and intimacy he has a good view on what he wants and enjoys.
Please submit your questions in the comments section. Feel free to ask more then one and be as serious and politically correct or raunchy and gutter-rific as you want. I will choose the best cross section of 20 questions to be answered by both contributors. That post will be up on June 14th, so please have all questions in by June 13th.
I can't wait to see what you all come up with!
Monday, June 6, 2011
Strut your stuff - GIVEAWAY
Rules!
- Grab the banner (That cute thing at the top)
- Post about reviews, giveaways, or what ever you have going on/ coming up.
- OR if you don't have any/ don't do those things, then answer the question below...
- Or do both
1. Check - Banner Grabbed
2. Lets see here.....what do we have going on this week. WELL I do have these toys I need to get rid of. So I guess if you would like some free stuff please leave your email in the comments section. This will be open till June 13th at noon thirty pst. The lucky winner will be chosen at random via random.org
This is what you are entering to win
This is what Eden has to say about this wonderful toy.
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- Multispeed vibrations are powered by 2 AA batteries and adjusted with the dial base;
- The vibrating element is strategically positioned in the enlarged angled tip and delivers stimulation right to your G-spot;
- Elongated, narrowed in the middle shaft allows reaching the G-spot easily;
- Material is soft and transparent PVC. As with all PVC toys please wash toys prior to use and let air dry to reduce the initial odor. We strongly recommend using the condoms over this toy.
GOOD LUCK!
Question of the week: Do you bend over backward to make your SO happy?
I would if I had to but in my current relationship I don't have to which is an amazing feeling. Previously I have moved all over the world to be with/ make my SO happy. We all know how that turned out.
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